beefytweezers 0 #1 April 27, 2005 I actually licked dried up cow manure off my friends toes for four jump tickets to 10,000 feet (cessna dropzone). Would anyone else do the same for an equivalent reward. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #2 April 27, 2005 QuoteI actually licked dried up cow manure off my friends toes for four jump tickets to 10,000 feet (cessna dropzone). Would anyone else do the same for an equivalent reward. It would have to be for a whole lot more than 4 jump tickets...for sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverborg 0 #3 April 27, 2005 No way, I did it once already. It wasn't worth it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #4 April 27, 2005 QuoteI actually licked dried up cow manure off my friends toes for four jump tickets to 10,000 feet (cessna dropzone). Would anyone else do the same for an equivalent reward. Nope, I'm no one's slave to have them make me do crazy shit for a jump. Thank you very much, I can afford my own skydives. I have more self respect.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,651 #5 April 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteI actually licked dried up cow manure off my friends toes for four jump tickets to 10,000 feet (cessna dropzone). Would anyone else do the same for an equivalent reward. Nope, I'm no one's slave to have them make me do crazy shit for a jump. Thank you very much, I can afford my own skydives. I have more self respect. Hey, if you took a shower I'd lick YOUR toes.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beefytweezers 0 #6 April 27, 2005 QuoteNope, I'm no one's slave to have them make me do crazy shit for a jump. Thank you very much, I can afford my own skydives. I have more self respect. ouch, excuse me while I go hang myself "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #7 April 27, 2005 I take a shower everyday. It's just perverts like you that are always wanting to join meMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #8 April 27, 2005 QuoteI take a shower everyday. It's just perverts like you that are always wanting to join me Does that mean you hand out invitations? If so... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #9 April 27, 2005 For you any timeMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,075 #10 April 27, 2005 QuoteI take a shower everyday. It's just perverts like you that are always wanting to join me OK... Did they not read the thread about me standing outside your shower to protect you?... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allrightscud 0 #11 April 27, 2005 I'm loaded and have more money than free time to jump so I'd probably be the sick fu** who would pray on the weak by getting someone like you to do that! Just for kicks! Too much is never enough! All right scud? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #12 April 27, 2005 Quotedepends on the color of the suit or the poo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beefytweezers 0 #13 April 27, 2005 The poo of course, this was a light brown, almost grayish after it had dried. It was only his big toe, so were no talking a bout huge amounts of poo. Plus it was probably half mud/half poo. The poo itself wasn't so bad, I think it was licking my friends toes that was worse. "You can't fly an airplane drunk, it's not like driving a car." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kimemerson 7 #14 April 27, 2005 all you did was lick it? So you're a "spitter"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,651 #15 April 27, 2005 QuoteI take a shower everyday. It's just perverts like you that are always wanting to join me Pervert? What do you think I want to DO with you in the shower? What I had in mind is considered normal by most people.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZJ 0 #16 April 27, 2005 QuoteI actually licked dried up cow manure off my friends toes for four jump tickets to 10,000 feet (cessna dropzone). Would anyone else do the same for an equivalent reward.Throw the Cessna in as well, and I might start thinking about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawnDart21 0 #17 April 27, 2005 If I see a broke skydiver stuck on the ground, I have been known to go put a jump or two on thier account. Or "tip" for a pack job w/a jump ticket. Seeing the look on someone's face that didnt think they were jumping that day light up when you tell them they are on the next load is worth the ticket(s). Karma. -- My other ride is a RESERVE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #18 April 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteI take a shower everyday. It's just perverts like you that are always wanting to join me OK... Did they not read the thread about me standing outside your shower to protect you?... Mary - Are you now cheating on me and letting other guys guard your soapy wet back? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #19 April 27, 2005 Now Bill, you know me The more strong, viral men I have watching out for me the better. Keith, you can watch the front, and Bill can watch the back.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #20 April 27, 2005 I'm sure she's talking about the entrances to the shower tent.... ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,651 #21 April 27, 2005 QuoteNow Bill, you know me The more strong, viral men I have watching out for me the better. Keith, you can watch the front, and Bill can watch the back. Viral? Freudian slip there?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #22 April 27, 2005 Lemme weigh the options: lick poo .... pack a few rigs... lick poo... pack a few rigs... lick poo... pack a few rigs... tough choice, but I think I'll have to go with... Elvisio "poo-less" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #23 April 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteNow Bill, you know me The more strong, viral men I have watching out for me the better. Keith, you can watch the front, and Bill can watch the back. Viral? Freudian slip there? OH NO! I meant VIRILE. Keith and Bill will keep out all the VIRALmales virile: ~Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of an adult male. ~Having or showing masculine spirit, strength, vigor, or power. ~Capable of performing sexually as a male; potent.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #24 April 27, 2005 QuoteViral? Freudian slip there? That's been a standing joke of ours on the team. We call people that and see if they get it.... Edit: I can't believe I missed it, I would have hugged myself in glee at the humor. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #25 April 27, 2005 QuoteI actually licked dried up cow manure off my friends toes for four jump tickets to 10,000 feet (cessna dropzone). That would fall outside the boundaries of my definition of "friend". FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
