We Need Bat Control Laws

[DrunkMonkey 0]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/14/baseball.killing.ap/index.html

If we outlawed bats, or at least limited bat purchases to one a month, or required bat registration, things like this would not happen! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!![/sarcasm]

Seriously, this is a sad event, but it shows that people will kill with or without guns.

[Kennedy 0]

You forgot knive and sword control laws. AFterall, look at all the people stabbed and cut. Look at the stories of mass knifings of school children in China, or the terrible sword deaths in Japan, or the school shootings in strictly-gun-controlled Germany.

Ban all potentially deadly objects!! Do it for the children!!






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[jakee 1,279]

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[DrunkMonkey 0]

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But this is about baseball bats...

[Kennedy 0]

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[ryoder 1,410]

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http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/14/baseball.killing.ap/index.html

If we outlawed bats, or at least limited bat purchases to one a month, or required bat registration, things like this would not happen! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!![/sarcasm]

...and we know what George Carlin said about the children..,

Personally I think bat owners should be forced to keep their bats on a leash and put little muzzles on them when out in public.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[panzwami 0]

Back in high school, a couple friends and I once thought about beating someone up with a textbook to see if we could create enough outrage to get the school to ban those too.