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Michael Jackson and Peter Pan

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There are very eerie similarities between MJ and J.M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan.



J.M.: Escapes troubles by transporting his mind to a magical world called Neverland.

M.J.: Escapes civilization by constructing a magical compound 50 miles northwest of Santa Barbara called Neverland.

J.M.: His closest companion is a Newfoundland dog named Porthos.

M.J.: His closest companion was a chimpanzee named Bubbles.

J.M.: Connects best with children, whom he makes his playmates.

M.J.: Connects best with children, whom he makes his playmates.

J.M.: Dogged by rumors of inappropriate relations with his young male playmates.

M.J.: Indicted after charges are filed accusing him inappropriate relations with young male playmates.

J.M.: Trapped in a sexless marriage that ended in divorce.

M.J.: Believed to be involved in two sexless marriages that ended in divorce.

J.M.: Enjoys dressing up in far-out costumes.

M.J.: Dresses his children in far-out costumes.

J.M.: Via adoption, becomes the surrogate father to a boy named Michael and his brothers.

M.J.: Via artificial insemination, becomes surrogate father to two boys named Prince Michael and one daughter named Paris Michael.

J.M.: Peter Pan's flight becomes popular ride at Disneyland.

M.J.: Has season pass to Disneyland.



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i really hope michael jackson is found guilty and is taken to some crazy country and tied to a post where it is law that you must throw at least one stone at him everyday.

i hope peter pan comes and visits me and teaches me how to fly and take me to a crazy country where there is no violence and lots of big kick ass burgers covered in cheese and mayonaise.


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