Brits, Yanks, Aussies, Kiwis, etc. differences

[SpeedRacer 1]

We got off on a tangent on another thread (before it degenerated into a discussion on unnatural relations with sheep) about different slang & expressions in the US, UK, NZ & Australia etc.
I pointed out how one of the funniest things a Brit can say to an American is "I'm going to step outside to blow a fag"
A funny thing an American can say in England, "I just went out to dinner with Nigel, and now I'm stuffed!"
So what other different expressions do people have? I'm asking everyone.
Do the non-Americans know American slang, such as:
poontang
coyote ugly
shitfaced (or abbreviated, "faced")
(I'll try to think of some more)
Speed Racer
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[kingbunky 3]

fanny is a good one. in canada anyway, it is usually used by women to refer to someone's butt. in the uk, as my sister discovered while visiting her brit boyfriend's parents, it refers to , ummm, 'tuna town'...
"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."
-J.Geils Band

[R00tj00se 0]

UK sayings:
cakpipe cosmonaut = arse bandit
10 to 2'er = Club closes at 2:00am and you haven't pulled by 1:50am so you grab a butt ugly bird to make sure you get a shag. Usage:
Fred: By 'eck Joe, that bird you pulled last night was mingin'.
Joe: Sorry mate, she was a 10 to 2'er!

[freeflir29 0]

This is starting to sound like that Foster's commercial....LOL
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[SpeedRacer 1]

BWAHAHAHA!

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cakpipe cosmonaut = arse bandit

I believe the most common expression for this in the US is fudge packer.
10 to 2-er is great.
The phrase "coyote ugly" is kinda similar. It refers to how coyotes will sometimes gnaw their own foot off if it's caught in a trap. (horrible, I know).
Coyote ugly is something Huffermoose could understand: It's when you go out to a bar & get really trashed & next day you wake up in bed with your arm trapped under Something Really Ugly. And rather than wake her up & have her remember you, you choose to gnaw your own arm off to escape.
Speed Racer
"My God! It's full of stars!"

[kingbunky 3]

what about root? i know in australia, it is slang for screwing.. i was at a unix course one time and the instructor there told us that in australia, the root user is called the rot user for that reason.... any aussie sys admins confirm this?
"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."
-J.Geils Band

[R00tj00se 0]

If something in the UK is good then it is the 'dog's bollocks' or the 'mutt's nuts'.
If you are going to dump your gf/bf then you give them the 'Spanish Archer' (el bow). As in give your gf the elbow.
Take Captain Picard to warp speed = have a wank
there are many more...

[slappy 0]

>The phrase "coyote ugly" is kinda similar. It refers to how >coyotes will sometimes gnaw their own foot off
Don't they call this "A Dingo's Leg" In Australia" ?

[SpeedRacer 1]

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have a wank

Oh, man you've just opened a whole thread there. Other expressions for that:
Beating the one-eyed yogurt slinger
Choking Yul Brynner
Workin' and jerkin' his gherkin
Haulin Oats
Jackin' the Beanstalk
and one of my favorites:
Shaking hands with the unemployed!
If its a girl doing it she's
Flicking the switch
Double-clicking her mouse
If she's using a marital aid she's:
Cleaning her oven

Speed Racer
"My God! It's full of stars!"

[R00tj00se 0]

In Engalnd if its a girl she's:
Flicking the bean
If it's a bloke it's:
Hand to gland combat.
Bash the bishop
Beat the meat
Spank the monkey
Choke the chicken
Flog the dolphin
Wonder why there are more terms for blokes?

[SpeedRacer 1]

most of those are the same here in the US.
why are there more terms for guys? It's like farting: both sexes do it, only one will admit it!
Speed Racer
"My God! It's full of stars!"

[kingbunky 3]

... wrestling the bald-headed boy!
"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."
-J.Geils Band

[hisgoofyness 0]

... taking the log to the beaver
hisgoofyness
its a bird, its a plane, no wait, its one goofy s.o.b.

[RedBull 0]

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cakpipe cosmonaut = arse bandit

or
rump ranger
butt pirate ("Ahrrrrrgh. Prepare to be boarded!")

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have a wank

My favorite euphemism for male masturbation is "dishonorable discharge"

[hisgoofyness 0]

i personally am a "muff diver"
hisgoofyness
its a bird, its a plane, no wait, its one goofy s.o.b.

[SpeedRacer 1]

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rump ranger
butt pirate

How about, "bone smuggler"
Speed Racer
"My God! It's full of stars!"

[SpeedRacer 1]

Hey wait, I still want to know about "minging" I understand what it means now, but what's its origin?
Speed Racer
"My God! It's full of stars!"

[kingbunky 3]

... how about turd burglar
"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."
-J.Geils Band

[hisgoofyness 0]

what ever happened to .... peter puffer
hisgoofyness
its a bird, its a plane, no wait, its one goofy s.o.b.

[Aviatrr 0]

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... how about turd burglar

Or Ass Goblin..
Gotta love Beavis and Butthead, eh?
Mike

[AggieDave 6]

thumping the lizard
butt ranger
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton-

[chickenhawk420 0]

Minger- unattractive girl, minging- anything nasty, ehhh, unattractive.
Humdinger minger- you won't find more of a minger than that.
Never use this phrase in US bars,
"Excuse mate but can i buy fags in here." - Thats sure to get ass kicked, whooping, Knocked the fuck out, beat down on.

[freeflir29 0]

"Thats sure to get ass kicked, whooping, Knocked the fuck out, beat down on"
That depends on the bar. You might get a date......
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[kingbunky 3]

you probably wouldn't want to tell everyone your nickname was chickenhawk either
"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."
-J.Geils Band

[SpeedRacer 1]

chickenhawk = someone who goes for underage girls, right?
Speed Racer
"My God! It's full of stars!"