Ducky 0 #1 February 6, 2002 WHY I MUST DRINK BEER>SLOW CELL REPLENISHMENT THEORY!!!!!!!!!!!!I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin,on Cheers.One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back thatare killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."In much the same way, the human brain can only operate asfast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regularconsumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."KwakStupidity is a crime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 February 6, 2002 It usually works for me. Except this one word gets stuck on my brain after a couple beers. BOOBIES! Not sure why that happens...."Houston? That place is full of Crack heads and debutantes."- Hank HillClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beachbum 0 #3 February 6, 2002 I have a few good reasons for drinking ... and one has just entered my head ... If a man can't drink when he's living ... how the hell can he drink when he's dead? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducky 0 #4 February 6, 2002 Ya know it's funny I was specifically thinking of Clay when I posted this. So how amazing he was first to respond.kwakStupidity is a crime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #5 February 6, 2002 Ducky,QuoteYa know it's funny I was specifically thinking of Clay when I posted this. So how amazing he was first to respond.Did you expect anything different??? Lol.TripleFBOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES...(Whoops, I said it again...Tee-hee...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducky 0 #6 February 6, 2002 I guess not some things never change!kwakStupidity is a crime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #7 February 6, 2002 I know Im not an Achoholic...Never been to a meeting... Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillseek 0 #8 February 7, 2002 beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy...except in the mornings, of course...then he HATES us...then we manage to make the first load and he seems to forgive us and takes the hangover away...then we have to pack.... God really does hate us, huh?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #9 February 7, 2002 Remember...beer has food value, where food has no beer value!BSBD Rainbo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #10 February 7, 2002 I hate to admit it but I don't drink any more.There again, I don't drink any less either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
koune 0 #11 February 7, 2002 You don't have to answer, but.....WHY NOT?I mean 1 beer gives the same energy as 2 slices of bread with cheese. And you must eat...otherwise...well...you'll die! (heard on a quincy-videotape).I'm always hungry...I typed this reply after reading your first line....posted it...and read the rest of your post. Pfhh..You had me worrying for a minute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #12 February 7, 2002 A buddy who lives in Spain dropped in last night. I now have a rum hangover.Beer is my friend and true love, rum is not, I know this The thing is, I am such a booze slut. I love my beer, deeply, but there is all that other wonderful stuff out there...calling to me and I cannot resist. It looks different and feels different and tastes different and I must have it.Now I have a crappy rum 'babalaas'. Siiigh!! I will never learn.< sniff, grovel, whine> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 February 7, 2002 "crappy rum"Uhhhh...so buy good rum...Heard Sunday at Atlanta Free Flight Festival as a local jumper is recalling my activities from the night before: "Yep...when I drink Bacardi I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me.." "Houston? That place is full of Crack heads and debutantes."- Hank HillClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #14 February 7, 2002 Rum???As jy dom is moet jy kak...."Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 February 7, 2002 "As jy dom is moet jy kak...."Kaans?"Houston? That place is full of Crack heads and debutantes."- Hank HillClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #16 February 7, 2002 Crappy rum as wellMy mond proe soos die hond se gat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #18 February 7, 2002 Yep, its Afrikaans - scratch is a bonehead!just kidding!! "Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #19 February 7, 2002 I prefer the term 'clutch plate' myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #20 February 7, 2002 lol reckon that makes me a 'soutpiel' then!!! How's things at the Dal? Has Coenie jumped his new rig yet? Is Norris still Noerse? Is Rocket still talking kak at great length? "Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #21 February 7, 2002 Soutpiel here as well but I grew up in Parow so reborn clutchplate will do.The 'Dal is going great.....45 deg last Sat.Ah!! so I see you know CoenwatCoenie's new rig looks cool, by the way he got married last weekend.....must have been heatstroke.Rocket has not changed. The length has just got longer and the kak deeper. He fell through the roof of his hut the other day. He was trying to 'fix' it (useless info for the day)Norris still drinks 'Windhoek' scares the girls and refers to all and sundry as 'blerrie fools'Scratch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #22 February 7, 2002 Coenie and 'the government' tied the knot???Excellent! I was going to come visit in April, but a return flight costs £585 - too much money in any currency...."Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #23 February 7, 2002 Ah so I see you know Kerryn too.As for the visit, expensive yes but then only 7 pounds to the top in ASC. Hard to beat that...........oh AND blue sky.Lots of blue sky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skreamer 1 #20 February 7, 2002 lol reckon that makes me a 'soutpiel' then!!! How's things at the Dal? Has Coenie jumped his new rig yet? Is Norris still Noerse? Is Rocket still talking kak at great length? "Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #21 February 7, 2002 Soutpiel here as well but I grew up in Parow so reborn clutchplate will do.The 'Dal is going great.....45 deg last Sat.Ah!! so I see you know CoenwatCoenie's new rig looks cool, by the way he got married last weekend.....must have been heatstroke.Rocket has not changed. The length has just got longer and the kak deeper. He fell through the roof of his hut the other day. He was trying to 'fix' it (useless info for the day)Norris still drinks 'Windhoek' scares the girls and refers to all and sundry as 'blerrie fools'Scratch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #22 February 7, 2002 Coenie and 'the government' tied the knot???Excellent! I was going to come visit in April, but a return flight costs £585 - too much money in any currency...."Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #23 February 7, 2002 Ah so I see you know Kerryn too.As for the visit, expensive yes but then only 7 pounds to the top in ASC. Hard to beat that...........oh AND blue sky.Lots of blue sky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
