Two men and a woman...

[skreamer 1]

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Vietnamese men and 1 Vietnamese woman
G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
H. 2 American men and 1 American woman
I. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
J. 2 Pakistani men and 1 Pakistani woman
One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was
observed:
A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is
cooking & cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a
long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
F. The two Vietnamese men are talking to all the other men on the
island trying to sell them the Vietnamese woman.
G. The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island
into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery. They
do not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort foggy after the first
few liters of coconut whiskey; but atleast the English are not getting any.
H. The two American men are contemplating suicide because the
American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of
feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the
necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of the household chores, how her
last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much
better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
I. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them
to the Indian woman.
J. The 2 Pakistani men are looking for a piece of paper so they can
throw their phone-number at the Pakistani woman.
"Don't die until you're dead"

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Good one
That reminds me.
Q
How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece.
A
You use a crowbar.

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[SkydiveMonkey 0]

A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is
spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth.
As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just the
wrong
moment and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat.
He immediately starts choking, going blue in the face, and Dad starts
panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed middle-aged, moderately attractive but serious woman in a
blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she
looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her
newspaper
and places it on the counter.
Then she gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across the
market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and
squeezes gently at first and then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, The
woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee
bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts effusively Thanking her saying,
"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before-it was fantastic.
Are
you a doctor?"
"Good heavens,no," the woman replies. "I am a Divorce Attorney."
You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

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ROFLMAO

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