skreamer 1 #1 February 14, 2002 A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on abeautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian womanB. 2 French men and 1 French womanC. 2 German men and 1 German womanD. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek womanE. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish womanF. 2 Vietnamese men and 1 Vietnamese womanG. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish womanH. 2 American men and 1 American womanI. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian womanJ. 2 Pakistani men and 1 Pakistani womanOne month later, on various parts of the island, the following wasobserved:A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when theyalternate with the German woman.D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman iscooking & cleaning for them.E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.F. The two Vietnamese men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Vietnamese woman.G. The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey; but atleast the English are not getting any.H. The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature offeminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her muchbetter, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.I. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.J. The 2 Pakistani men are looking for a piece of paper so they can throw their phone-number at the Pakistani woman."Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #2 February 14, 2002 Good oneThat reminds me.QHow do you separate the men from the boys in Greece.AYou use a crowbar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveMonkey 0 #3 February 14, 2002 A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid isspinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth.As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just thewrongmoment and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat.He immediately starts choking, going blue in the face, and Dad startspanicking, shouting for help.A well dressed middle-aged, moderately attractive but serious woman in ablue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading hernewspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, shelooks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds hernewspaperand places it on the counter.Then she gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across themarket.Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles andsqueezes gently at first and then ever more firmly.After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, Thewoman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffeebar without saying a word.As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, thefather rushes over to the woman and starts effusively Thanking her saying,"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before-it was fantastic.Areyou a doctor?""Good heavens,no," the woman replies. "I am a Divorce Attorney." You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #4 February 14, 2002 ROFLMAO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ScottishJohn 25 #5 February 14, 2002 Top joke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
SkydiveMonkey 0 #3 February 14, 2002 A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid isspinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth.As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just thewrongmoment and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat.He immediately starts choking, going blue in the face, and Dad startspanicking, shouting for help.A well dressed middle-aged, moderately attractive but serious woman in ablue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading hernewspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, shelooks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds hernewspaperand places it on the counter.Then she gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across themarket.Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles andsqueezes gently at first and then ever more firmly.After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, Thewoman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffeebar without saying a word.As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, thefather rushes over to the woman and starts effusively Thanking her saying,"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before-it was fantastic.Areyou a doctor?""Good heavens,no," the woman replies. "I am a Divorce Attorney." You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #5 February 14, 2002 Top joke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites