ScottishJohn 25 #1 May 10, 2002 There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary......and those who don't.It's soooo bad I had to post it.=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpySmurf 0 #2 May 10, 2002 That's sad dude - consider this your virtual pie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #3 May 10, 2002 oh no, i understood that! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bunkyget crazy, before it gets you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedBull 0 #4 May 10, 2002 Here's one...In /dev/null, no one can hear you scream."Audentis Fortuna juvat." - Virgil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #5 May 10, 2002 that is bad !! But i like it !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gman 0 #6 May 10, 2002 Try this one:This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops fora beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door sayingNERDS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He goes in and sits down.The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy,asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives atruck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. Thebartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and serves him a beer.As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around hisglasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and abelt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word,pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks himwhy he did that. The bartender said not to worry, the nerds areoverpopulating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You don'teven need a license, he said.So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and headsback onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and theload shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all overthe freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing upthe computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmerswearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them stealhis whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls outhis gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the carscreaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, "What's wrong? Ithought nerds were in season.""Well, sure," said the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #7 May 10, 2002 LOL, Top joke.=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #8 May 10, 2002 Nice one Gman !!! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites