Peom

[nigel99 144]

hen I open Outlook,
Much to my delight,
I see my 'Receiving message' indicator
Fill with a little green light.

I am 'Downloading Message
Number 8 of 56'
Oh how I love to be included
On your 'e-mail forward list'

I get all these special e-mails
That wish me luck and love
From flashing, smiley faces
to a peaceful flying dove

I love the little stories
Of kids who beat the odds
Of sick little business card collectors
Who have met their respective Gods.

Mostly I like the messages
(That bring me close to tears)
By insisting to be forwarded
or I'll have bad luck for 50 years.

It makes me feel so special
To be one of thousands on your list
By now I must ask you
To cease, and indeed, desist.

For I cannot be f*cked opening
Another f*cking note
With thousands of f*cking arrows
With a message some f*ckwit wrote

If only half the crap you send me
Was close to being true
I still don't need to read it
Because I graduated past Year Two

So next time you get an e-mail
With a cutesy, flashing gif
Please only send it to me
If you no longer wish to live.

I think you a great friend
And your death I will truly mourn
So from now on, please remember
To only forward me the p0rn!

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Nice one !!! I'm going to send that to my friends who always send me "forward this to at least 10 people or you'll hav bad luck" emails. Worst thing is, these mails always have about 200 email addresses in them - if I get another one, I'm signing all of their sorry asses up to free porn email things !! hahahahahahaha !!
Let's go play chicken with a planet !!

[Pammi 0]

ROFL! That's hilarious! I have a friend who figured this out long ago I think...all he sends me is the p0rn :) What a great guy :)
'Nuthin