George Carlin says it right!

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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're
breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this applies even if you are President of the United States.

And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. We need our country back!

[indyz 1]

George Carlin didn't write that. Neither did Ted Nugent, but his magazine published it. HTH. HAND.

[bodypilot90 0]

still it rings true, who ever wrote it!!!!!!!!!!!

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Carlin did'nt have a thing to do with this one See? Also See...

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Well, after two consecutive posts of this, figured I'd answer it with my own. As I agree with most of them I won't repeat them all.

I believe that if you want a Big Mac, and the person behind the counter can't speak English, you don't need to make a speech or pass a law - just buy your Big Mac somewhere else. Eventually all the stores that employ people who can't understand you will go out of business; problem solved.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. And, of course, has the right to refuse to pray to anything they choose.

I think people should be able to ask your for anything they want in public; all you need to use to stop them is that magic word "no."

I believe that a child with one loving parent is much, much better off with two parents he never sees and a steady procession of nannies and daycare.

I believe that if you drive an SUV that gets 12 mpg, you should look in the mirror when you want to find someone to blame for high gas prices.