TheBile 0 #1 October 8, 2002 Do you think we should have a continuous thread for these ? Anyway....... A blonde was driving down the motorway (US var.freeway) when her car phone rang. It was her husband urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25 (US Var.Interstate). Please be careful !" " It's not just the one car," said the blonde, "There's fuckin' hundreds of 'em !" A woman recently lost her husband. She had had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me ? Well I bought it with the insurance money." "Irving, Remember that new car you promised me ? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money." "Irving, do you remember that emerald necklace you promised me ? I bought that too, also with the insurance money." Still tracing her finger in the ashes she said, "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you ? Here it comes........"Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geanky 0 #2 October 8, 2002 A Biology college professor was lecturing about the different fluids of the body and their composition and nutritional value. Professor: Semen or sperm is mostly made of water and glucose. Girl in Back: Let me see if I understand you professor, semen is made of mostly sugars. Professor: That is right. Girl in Back: Then why doesn't it taste sweet? Realizing the nature of her question the Girl in Back pickups all of her things and leaves the classroom in total humiliation. As she was exiting the classroom the professor replied the following: Professor: Because your sweetness taste buds at the tip of your tongue not at the back of your throat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 #3 October 8, 2002 Cool license plate! Brisco Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #4 October 8, 2002 that is way too cool! i was thinking about getting a skydiving related vanity plate, but all the good ones are taken, and that one is funnier anyway!"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #5 October 8, 2002 I have heard that 3M TA3 also has a subliminal msg, but I can neither confirm nor deny this.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #6 October 8, 2002 Not bad, Brisco, but my own personalised number plate is better. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 #7 October 8, 2002 Gotta admit, that one wins it hands down!! The oral sex one, btw, isn't mine - wish it was tho'!! Brisco Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #8 October 8, 2002 This one's for Aggie Dave. Here's what happens to a pumpkin after too much drinking. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #9 October 9, 2002 That was f'ing great Skymama LMAO ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #10 October 9, 2002 I guess that brings new meaning to "pukin' my guts up". hehehe! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
