How to Cook a Thanksgiving Turkey

[hobbes4star 0]

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>Step 1: Go buy a turkey
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>Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
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>Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
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>Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
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>Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
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>Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
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>Step 7: Turn oven the on
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>Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
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>Step 9: Turk the bastey
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>Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
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>Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
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>Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
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>Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
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>Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
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>Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
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>Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
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>Step 17: Turk the carvey
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>Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
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>Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
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>Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
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if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[freeflir29 0]

Excellent recipe. I think I'll use that on Thursday.

[wlie 0]

Did that with a rum cake last year.

My other ride is the relative wind.

[blondeflyer7 0]

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Excellent recipe. I think I'll use that on Thursday.

I would love to see that one

[freeflir29 0]

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I would love to see that one

Just look south for the mushroom cloud. I'll be using a Turkey fryer so the explosion should be fairly spectacular.

[blondeflyer7 0]

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Just look south for the mushroom cloud. I'll be using a Turkey fryer so the explosion should be fairly spectacular.

Well I hope you have a nice Thanksgiving

[freeflir29 0]

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was I being nice

You can't help it....you're just a sweety!!

[blondeflyer7 0]

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***was I being nice


You can't help it....you're just a sweety!!

Shhhh you'll ruin my rep

[Spy38W 0]

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***was I being nice


You can't help it....you're just a sweety!!

Shhhh you'll ruin my rep

Riiiiight...

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[bobsled92 0]

I think I should take up that Thanksgiving Day plan

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