happythoughts 0 #1 January 2, 2003 This says it all... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 January 2, 2003 If ducks could hunt.......I would be picking steel shot out of my ass.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #3 January 2, 2003 Quote If ducks could hunt.......I would be picking steel shot out of my ass.... Because you would run away from a decoy of a naked chick? You feeling ok? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 January 2, 2003 Quote Because you would run away from a decoy of a naked chick? No....I'm crafty and sneeky......by the time the duck noticed I would have already had the decoy bent over..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #5 January 2, 2003 I think you're confusing the decoy with the duck ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 January 2, 2003 Quote If ducks could hunt.......I would be picking steel shot out of my ass.... Willie Nelson was once explaining that all of his money had been taken by the IRS or by his ex-wives. He admitted though, that the women problems would probably continue. "As long as they keep baiting the trap with p-----, I'll keep getting caught in it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #7 January 2, 2003 Buying a New Farm A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it. Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer. The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?" The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that." "Comfortable?" the guy questions. "Yes, you see she reads slow." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 January 2, 2003 ouch....took me a minute, but that was painful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
