freefallfreak 0 #1 January 21, 2003 Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about. Was the other Indian crazy or what? "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season. When Indian men see cave, they holler,"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate." Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read: "NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN." FFF If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #2 January 21, 2003 Hey AggieDave! You been playin chicken with those trains again havent you?!hehehejust kidding..you know I love ya bro. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #3 January 21, 2003 I'm on the night train Bottoms up Night train I can never get enough Night train Ready to crash and burn I never learn I'm on the night train Sorry. Had to do that. It reminded me of Axl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 January 21, 2003 Anybody want to buy a duck? BB sprints from the room lest she gets lynched by the mob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #6 January 21, 2003 Does your Duck bite BB? ouch...! Dammit BB your Duck just bit me... Now I bet you're going to say "Zat is not my Duck..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
