yardhippie 0 #1 February 14, 2003 For friday soon will be over and the party can begin with beer! Today valetines I have waited till the last will I find a gift?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #2 February 14, 2003 if you don't have gifts I'm afraid your S O L put sheets on the couch your gonna sleep there your woman will kick you out if you don't have gifts <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 February 14, 2003 The sun will come soon It's been rainy in SoCal Just in time to jump So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #4 February 14, 2003 My heart hurts right now Valentines has always sucked Wish I was jumping Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 February 14, 2003 Screw the damn haiku My mood is just plain poo poo What pray can I do Wait! What is this here? A most friendly Ice Cold Beer! Oh hooray for beer My day has improved Thanks Ice cold beer and haiku Cheers to Yardhippie!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #6 February 14, 2003 For all of you Kate's Who up 'til now have no dates Fuck em, who needs em... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 February 14, 2003 The weekend weather: Three straight days of snow and sleet No sun 'til Monday Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #8 February 14, 2003 Wy wrist has no pain this weekend i'm boarding again i'd give it all up to jump from a plane "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 February 14, 2003 A plan I have now I shall wine her and dine her a close call that was Must go to the store to buy the ingredients for a home cooked meal impressed she will be and her smile will shine on me and later great sex!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #10 February 14, 2003 QuoteMy heart hurts right now Valentines has always sucked Wish I was jumping much luv to skygal guess she really needs some now wish I could hug her <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #11 February 14, 2003 Valentines day was a long way away now that it's here it's me and my dear on this fine night well have sex till sunlight I made this edit when I saw it didn't come out the way that I wanted "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #12 February 14, 2003 rain rain go away come again some other day I must fly today Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #13 February 14, 2003 In response to the vanishing post I was perplexed too I thought, that can't be haiku Maybe something new? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #14 February 14, 2003 Timeout: Listen to Mr. Garrison, now, children: "Okay children, today we're gonna learn all about Japanese poems called haiku. A haiku is just like a normal American poem, except that it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid." Here's an example: "Fat-ass Cartman was Not on the school bus today What a big fat turd." "Oh very good haiku, Kyle. Yes, haikus have five syllables, then seven, then five. " Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 February 14, 2003 More of Kyle's haikus: Ass full of pork fat Jiggles like a jello mold Mouth is flapping too. I bet you don't win They don't let big fat asses Perform on TV. Cartman's haiku: Shut your goddamn mouth Or else I'm gonna kick you Square in the balls...asshole. --Goddammit! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #16 February 14, 2003 Duece wants to kick ass That stupid fake meowing cat Use the cat-a-pult... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #17 February 14, 2003 mph mph Mmmph mph mph mmm MMmm MMMumph mmm mmm mph mph mumph mph mph MMMMph mph (hehehe) -Kenny Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #18 February 14, 2003 Well the time is near To get the hell out of here And go get my beer To all a good day And to the Dropzone.com Ladies... A big hug... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #19 February 14, 2003 Weekend is at hand Give me a de Haviland Twin Otters will fly So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #20 February 15, 2003 Today's Valentine's day and I'm getting off work look at those morons run IT'S FRIDAY!!!! for Valentine's day I don't give a fuck.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dex 0 #21 February 15, 2003 > Wish I was jumping Five simple sounds then Seven in quick succession All to cheer a friend. ... Silly Syllables try and make the daft seem wise Should have a clever.... Syntax enforced to provide an excuse for no original style Experts can compose these without using fingers I sure as hell can't Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
