kingbunky 3 #1 February 19, 2003 FEMALE PRAYER: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen. MALE PRAYER: I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a golf course and liquor store. Amen"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #2 February 19, 2003 QuoteI pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a golf course and liquor store. "I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a dropzone and liquor store. "Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattb 0 #3 February 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteI pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a golf course and liquor store. "I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a dropzone and liquor store. " You beat me to the exact same reply Although it might be better if she owned a golf course - I think the income potential is a bit better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #4 February 19, 2003 you are entirely correct... i guess that's what i get for cutting and pasting "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
judyindeskys 0 #5 February 19, 2003 Oh Darn! And I own a golf course! judyindeskys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FarrahFlick 0 #6 February 19, 2003 The 4th line of that prayer is supposed to read: "One who´s willy is thick and long" Jeez! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #7 February 19, 2003 Quote And I own a golf course! Perfectly good waste of swoop ponds, wide open green landing areas, and trees to get caught up in under canopy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #8 February 19, 2003 Quote And I own a golf course! No worries - I'm sure if you are a nympho with huge boobs, you will be forgiven Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #9 February 19, 2003 Quote Quote And I own a golf course! No worries - I'm sure if you are a nympho with huge boobs, you will be forgiven don't forget the liquor store! she has to own a liquor store! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
judyindeskys 0 #10 February 19, 2003 Well one out of four isn't too bad! You can all come swoop my ponds and land on my wide open green spaces any time you'd like! I've been thinking about doing that for my birthday. BTW we do have a bar at the golf course - not quite as good as a liquor store but it'll do! judyindeskys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
