airtwardo 6 #1 March 16, 2003 THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am." "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth slimy and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you are definitely French". ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #2 March 16, 2003 ouch7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #3 March 16, 2003 lol I love it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #4 March 16, 2003 QuoteWell, you're smooth slimy and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. Snakes do too have backbones! And they're not slimy, being reptiles. Perhaps this story would be better told with an eel or something.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 0 #5 March 16, 2003 It a funny joke, not a story Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites