JayhawkJumper 0 #1 June 15, 2003 Guys, if you ever want to mess with your girlfriend Tell her this... (it would probably work for girls too) Do you consider a blowjob cheating? "yes" Well what if it was a stripper? "yes" But what if you were really really drunk and barely remember? "yes" after she says yes to all 3 questions, just say "good to know" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 June 15, 2003 BWWAAHAH! I take it your single! or soon to be...My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 June 15, 2003 Hehehehehe...good one. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayhawkJumper 0 #4 June 15, 2003 No I'm not single, but my girlfriend didn't seem to find the humor in it when I asked her that. I'm sure she'll get me back for it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycutie 0 #5 June 15, 2003 Quote but my girlfriend didn't seem to find the humor in it when I asked her that. Me neither... I wouldn't enjoy that kind of conversation...at all.... Quote Do you consider a blowjob cheating? "yes" Ask Clinton.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 June 15, 2003 "...define 'BLOWJOB'..." Bill Clinton __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #7 June 15, 2003 You forgot to add "Does it not count if she doesn't swallow?" -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #8 June 15, 2003 QuoteGuys, if you ever want to mess with your girlfriend Tell her this... (it would probably work for girls too) Do you consider a blowjob cheating? "yes" Well what if it was a stripper? "yes" But what if you were really really drunk and barely remember? "yes" after she says yes to all 3 questions, just say "good to know" Or how about... Honey, would you sleep with my best friend... for a million dollars? She says...well yeah, I guess. How about for 5 dollars? She says...No WAY, What to do think I am?! Well hon, we've already established that... Now we're just determining the price!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 June 15, 2003 I love that joke!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #10 June 15, 2003 My favorite version is : Would you give me head for $1 million dollars? *Yes* Well, then I'd like 5 dollars worth please. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 June 15, 2003 bwwwahahah!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #12 June 15, 2003 QuoteMy favorite version is : Would you give me head for $1 million dollars? *Yes* Well, then I'd like 5 dollars worth please. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #13 June 15, 2003 *unzip* zipper..... $5 please Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #14 June 15, 2003 Quote*unzip* zipper..... $5 please Hey this is DZ.com, who says I'm even wearing pants? Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #15 June 15, 2003 *shrug* ok your skirt then...Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #16 June 15, 2003 um.... i wont ask....Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperWoman 0 #17 June 16, 2003 GIVING blow jobs doesn't count for cheating either, does it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #18 June 16, 2003 Quote*shrug* ok your skirt then... It's a kilt damnit! Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
