Jessica 0 #1 June 24, 2003 I used my last 30 minutes of consciousness on Saturday on one unfortunate dz.commer. He was very polite about it though. Not that I remember. He said he was polite, though. Anyway, I had the best of intentions and planned to call all of you. But I fell asleep next to a tent instead.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #2 June 24, 2003 maybe next time...if you still got my digits --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #3 June 24, 2003 Unfortunate dz.commer? ... mostly likely it put a smile on his face. -My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 June 25, 2003 I'm glad you don't have my number!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mac266 0 #5 June 25, 2003 looking at your pic! call me anytime! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #6 June 25, 2003 QuoteI'm glad you don't have my number!! You can be very afraid of that fact that I do have your number, Brains.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #7 June 25, 2003 QuoteI used my last 30 minutes of BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH A likely story. You were busy cleaning Whitewright out of all alcoholic products, weren't you?!!! Geez....no love for your fellow party bud. I see where I stand now (way the fuck over there, away from Jess and her type-III webbing).Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #8 June 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteI'm glad you don't have my number!! You can be very afraid of that fact that I do have your number, Brains. I'm not afraid, my cell gets turned off at 5 pm on Fridays and not turned back on till 7 am on Monday. Bring on the pain [ monkey ] lip! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #9 June 25, 2003 Quotemostly likely it put a smile on his face. That's because he is a man with a charitable attitude. A lesser man would have pulled the phone away from his face, stared at it with incredulity and disgust, and said, "Why won't this drunk bitch shut up?!"Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #10 June 25, 2003 QuoteAnyway, I had the best of intentions and planned to call all of you. But I fell asleep next to a tent instead sure ya did... i have yet to reciev one drunken dialed call from you... oh well i guess my life will never be complete..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #11 June 25, 2003 Honey, I was comatose. I wish I had called you. I don't spend many Saturday nights drunk. They frown on that at work.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #12 June 25, 2003 QuoteI'm not afraid, my cell gets turned off at 5 pm on Fridays and not turned back on till 7 am on Monday. Pussy.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #13 June 25, 2003 QuoteHoney, I was comatose. I wish I had called you. I don't spend many Saturday nights drunk. They frown on that at work. who aid it had to be a saturday night???? i work second shift so i'm up all night every night..... a call from the one and only "jessicakes" would make my day.......(naked pictures would make my year.....) ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #14 June 25, 2003 Was that you out on the street screaming at my house last Saturday??? really scared the hell out of the wife and kids. Stop that.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #15 June 25, 2003 Quotesure ya did... i have yet to reciev one drunken dialed call from you... oh well i guess my life will never be complete..... Speaking of complete...you need to PM me your # for my drunk-dial list, you USAF pansy troglodyte. BTW....I meant that in the nicest possible way.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #16 June 25, 2003 Hey Kris why no drunk call yet????HUH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #17 June 25, 2003 QuoteHey Kris why no drunk call yet????HUH I'm really quite shy. I promise I'll make it up to you this Saturday night.Quote....btw if I don't get money soon you may have to kick my butt when Reaford comes Ummm.....I'm not making it to Raeford for the 4th. I don't have the vacation time and I'm on call.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites blondeflyer7 0 #18 June 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteHey Kris why no drunk call yet????HUH I'm really quite shy. I promise I'll make it up to you this Saturday night.Quote....btw if I don't get money soon you may have to kick my butt when Reaford comes Ummm.....I'm not making it to Raeford for the 4th. I don't have the vacation time and I'm on call. What!!!!! And all that aggravating from you for ME to go....LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #19 June 25, 2003 QuoteWhat!!!!! And all that aggravating from you for ME to go....LOL How about free margaritas and lambada lessons if you show up to Rantoul?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites blondeflyer7 0 #20 June 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteWhat!!!!! And all that aggravating from you for ME to go....LOL How about free margaritas and lambada lessons if you show up to Rantoul? Hmmmmmm.....maybe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #21 June 25, 2003 QuoteHmmmmmm.....maybe I'll see your "maybe" and raise you one Rodriguez Brothers initiation by a genuine Messican.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites blondeflyer7 0 #22 June 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteHmmmmmm.....maybe I'll see your "maybe" and raise you one Rodriguez Brothers initiation by a genuine Messican. LOL....I will do my best to be there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #23 June 25, 2003 what i thought i had..oh well... i guess i shal have to do that ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cptfunky 0 #24 June 25, 2003 Quote Anyway, I had the best of intentions and planned to call all of you. But I fell asleep next to a tent instead. ...yes...please...call me! m Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #25 June 25, 2003 QuoteWas that you out on the street screaming at my house last Saturday??? really scared the hell out of the wife and kids. Stop that. I was up at Skydive Dallas. It was probably Brains.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Kris 0 #17 June 25, 2003 QuoteHey Kris why no drunk call yet????HUH I'm really quite shy. I promise I'll make it up to you this Saturday night.Quote....btw if I don't get money soon you may have to kick my butt when Reaford comes Ummm.....I'm not making it to Raeford for the 4th. I don't have the vacation time and I'm on call.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #18 June 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteHey Kris why no drunk call yet????HUH I'm really quite shy. I promise I'll make it up to you this Saturday night.Quote....btw if I don't get money soon you may have to kick my butt when Reaford comes Ummm.....I'm not making it to Raeford for the 4th. I don't have the vacation time and I'm on call. What!!!!! And all that aggravating from you for ME to go....LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #19 June 25, 2003 QuoteWhat!!!!! And all that aggravating from you for ME to go....LOL How about free margaritas and lambada lessons if you show up to Rantoul?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #20 June 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteWhat!!!!! And all that aggravating from you for ME to go....LOL How about free margaritas and lambada lessons if you show up to Rantoul? Hmmmmmm.....maybe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #21 June 25, 2003 QuoteHmmmmmm.....maybe I'll see your "maybe" and raise you one Rodriguez Brothers initiation by a genuine Messican.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #22 June 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteHmmmmmm.....maybe I'll see your "maybe" and raise you one Rodriguez Brothers initiation by a genuine Messican. LOL....I will do my best to be there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #23 June 25, 2003 what i thought i had..oh well... i guess i shal have to do that ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cptfunky 0 #24 June 25, 2003 Quote Anyway, I had the best of intentions and planned to call all of you. But I fell asleep next to a tent instead. ...yes...please...call me! m Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #25 June 25, 2003 QuoteWas that you out on the street screaming at my house last Saturday??? really scared the hell out of the wife and kids. Stop that. I was up at Skydive Dallas. It was probably Brains.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
