mfrese 0 #26 July 3, 2003 Well, I'm on pretty good terms with the Ruler of the Free World, Hairstylist, Gravity God, and the Lord of Libations, so maybe I can apply for a position here as well (even though I'm a newbie). Perhaps the Earl of Airconditioning and Icy Products position is still available...I've already got the name for it, and somebody has to a) keep Florida and Eloy bearable until November, and b) help SkydiveXXL keep all those libations cold (not to mention a couple rocks for the Anvil's whiskey...) I don't even have to report to you...I could be the Lord of Libation's assistant, with merely a dotted-line reporting to the Empress...that way, I can just concentrate on making the RIGHT shit cold, and winters would be a lot easier to take... Please let me know if my humble application has been accepted. Your humble servant, IcemanDoctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #27 July 3, 2003 OK Press release is out....trying to post.... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=553586;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unreadI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #28 July 3, 2003 QuotePersonal Massage Therapist to Empress of the Universe Love that!!!..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #29 July 3, 2003 QuoteOK.. so how detailed do I have to make this job description thingy? Press release is what i meant. Just post anything you want. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #30 July 3, 2003 Quote Your humble servant, Iceman I love a man who respects authority!..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #31 July 3, 2003 * Laurel - Empress of the Universe * Ruler of the Free World (Earth) - Celljumper * Monarch of Pluto - TheRus * Pimp/Ruler of Venus - Zenister * Hairstylist - Lizzieb * Keeper of Uranus - DaGimp * Minister of Tourism - Deuce * Supreme Director of Nig Noggery and Hot Tubs - Freeflir29 * Assistant Director of Nig Noggery and Hot Tubs - Katiebear21 * Leader of the World's Speedboats and Yachts - KawiZX900 * Lord of Sheep - Steve1 * Gravity God - Chopchop * King of Flail - Turtlespeed * Lord of Libations - SkydiveXXL * Blue-eyed Monster Superhero of the World - BlueEyedMonster * Universal Beer God - Freefly2 * Sun Goddess - Sunshine * Minister in Charge of Putting Things on Top of Other Things - Kingbunky * AdMinister of All Things Mind-Altering - Downwardspiral * Earl of Airconditioning and Icy Products - Mfrese * Cabana Master - Pop * Chief High Lord Overseer of Corn Dogs and Mustard/Assistant Deputy Undersecretary of the Hot Wings Department - Clownburner * Mistress of Insanity - Rebecca * Supreme Commander of All Things Lying in a Soft Savannah with BBQ'd Giraffe - Lummy * Director of Beer and Bourbon Consumption - TheAnvil * Supreme Master - SkyDekker * Personal Massage Therapist to the Empress of the Universe - Freeflyfrog..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyfrog 0 #32 July 3, 2003 Alright! I made the cut! So, when would you like your first massage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #33 July 3, 2003 QuoteAlright! I made the cut! So, when would you like your first massage? I'll be at Gold Coast Skydivers in Moss Point, MS this weekend. Your services would be much appreciated. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyfrog 0 #34 July 3, 2003 QuoteI'll be at Gold Coast Skydivers in Moss Point, MS this weekend. Your services would be much appreciated. Busily checking flight schedules out of O'Hare... taking mental inventory of things I can sell to buy plane ticket... stocking up on scented massage oils... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #35 July 3, 2003 Hey, I'm dealing with the Empress of the Universe here! It's all about respect...and I got my position! Iceman (AKA Earl)Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #36 July 3, 2003 QuoteBusily checking flight schedules out of O'Hare... taking mental inventory of things I can sell to buy plane ticket... stocking up on scented massage oils... Love a guy that snaps to it and discovers creative solutions...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyfrog 0 #37 July 3, 2003 QuoteLove a guy that snaps to it and discovers creative solutions. Well, you can't spell "creative" without my initials: C. Rea! I'm just having problems finding an airline that will let me fly with my folding massage table... If I don't make it this weekend, I'll owe you one! Ciao! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #38 July 3, 2003 since NastyClown can't come here himself and he made such a big mess, he respectfully asked me to submit his application to be Cheif Sanitation Engineer. He is doing this to attempt to attone for his sins.. he claims he has a mop, bucket, feather duster (who knows where that has been?), vacuum cleaner, broom, all the stuff.. He keeps it in the back of his VW. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #39 July 4, 2003 If the position is open I would like to apply as your love slave. (on weekends only of course) SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #40 July 4, 2003 Well I see the massage gig is already claimed. Is there a slot for an ex drunk who wants to be drunk but cant be drunk cause he quit being a drunk? (swoopyswoop) "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #41 July 4, 2003 I guess basically what I was getting at was The Almighty King of Confusion Swoopster "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #42 July 4, 2003 Hmmm and I still have not been installed as THE BITCH........ I am working on it in several threads. Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #43 July 4, 2003 Yay! Ok who want to go with me to see a man about a horse, a dog, and a chicken?www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
