Cornholio 0 #1 July 11, 2003 LMAO An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President". She takes one of the parachutes and jumps. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, "I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die." So he takes a parachute and jumps. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No problem your Pope-ness, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..." Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 July 11, 2003 I luv this joke.......~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #3 July 11, 2003 Thats a very good joke....I wish I could print it out and send it to the White House.very good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloudOnMyTongue 0 #4 July 11, 2003 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #5 July 12, 2003 Quote, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country ... Well, it was kind of a valid comparison. In the joke, he was on the plane with the previous president... Hillary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #6 July 12, 2003 i heard that chrysler is going to put out a new car in honner of pres clinton the Dodge drafterif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #7 July 12, 2003 Quotei heard that chrysler is going to put out a new car in honner of pres clinton the Dodge drafter Let's not turn this into a Clinton joke thread. If HH doesn't have the disk space for the Titee bar pics, he certainly can't support all the Clinton jokes. I hear that AT&T won't support the Clinton joke servers because the traffic volume keeps triggering their SPAMbot software alarms. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 8 #8 July 12, 2003 Ewwww, Why would anybody want to ride on the same airplane as Hilary Clinton!!!! =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
happythoughts 0 #5 July 12, 2003 Quote, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country ... Well, it was kind of a valid comparison. In the joke, he was on the plane with the previous president... Hillary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #6 July 12, 2003 i heard that chrysler is going to put out a new car in honner of pres clinton the Dodge drafterif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 July 12, 2003 Quotei heard that chrysler is going to put out a new car in honner of pres clinton the Dodge drafter Let's not turn this into a Clinton joke thread. If HH doesn't have the disk space for the Titee bar pics, he certainly can't support all the Clinton jokes. I hear that AT&T won't support the Clinton joke servers because the traffic volume keeps triggering their SPAMbot software alarms. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #8 July 12, 2003 Ewwww, Why would anybody want to ride on the same airplane as Hilary Clinton!!!! =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
