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nigel99

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$20 and a bunch of rubbers... never know where you're gonna land! :$




With only $20 you won't need the rubbers unless you find a really trashy one :P


Naw, the $20 is for the cab ride, the girls are free.

"No shit, there I was, freefalling from the sky as part of the CIA's new training program... They put me out in the wrong area from 60 thousand feet, and I drifted all the way down to (where am I? FLORIDA????) !"

:D:D:D:D
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No rubberbands with him...:)



Don't know where he learned to jump, but I have a pull up cord, $20 and a bunch of rubbers... never know where you're gonna land! :$



(I haven't landed off since AFF though and it wasn't my spot!) B|



I also keep some rubber bands handy :):D




Bad Spot / Off Landing 'Survival Kit' contents check.

In it you'll find:

one forty-five caliber automatic;
two boxes of ammunition;
four days' concentrated emergency rations;
one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
one miniature combination 'Wuffo' phrase book and Bible;
one hundred dollars in rubles;
one hundred dollars in gold;
nine packs of chewing gum;
one issue of prophylactics;
three lipsticks;
three pair of nylon stockings.

~ AND a pull-up cord...:)


Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. :$:ph34r:


B|

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