Hellis 0 #26 December 16, 2011 Quote $20 and a bunch of rubbers... never know where you're gonna land! With only $20 you won't need the rubbers unless you find a really trashy one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #27 December 16, 2011 Quote Quote $20 and a bunch of rubbers... never know where you're gonna land! With only $20 you won't need the rubbers unless you find a really trashy one Naw, the $20 is for the cab ride, the girls are free. "No shit, there I was, freefalling from the sky as part of the CIA's new training program... They put me out in the wrong area from 60 thousand feet, and I drifted all the way down to (where am I? FLORIDA????) !" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundevil777 93 #28 December 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote No rubberbands with him... Don't know where he learned to jump, but I have a pull up cord, $20 and a bunch of rubbers... never know where you're gonna land! (I haven't landed off since AFF though and it wasn't my spot!) I also keep some rubber bands handy Bad Spot / Off Landing 'Survival Kit' contents check. In it you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination 'Wuffo' phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. ~ AND a pull-up cord...Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. Slim Whitman in Doctor StranglovePeople are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites