ladyskydiver 0 #1 August 6, 2003 I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams!, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest!!!! I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?! ************* Had to post this. One of my guy friends sent this to me. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 August 6, 2003 OMG! I loved that.....that was awesome! Thanx for sharing~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #3 August 6, 2003 wonderful! i read that in an email once and laughed my ass off. it's nice to have that poem back in my life! thanks:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #4 August 6, 2003 That's awesome! I love every word of it! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #5 August 6, 2003 Great poem, Cora! QuoteDON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?! Heehee....Sinker needs to see that part! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #6 August 6, 2003 That was great! My favorite.... Quote And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rbrcokflichk 0 #7 August 6, 2003 along the same lines, these were forwarded via email to me!!! IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD!! (thanks smooth) I'd rather have an awkward morning than a boring night!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #8 August 6, 2003 i sm sure no women, that much is true but thats some funny stuffLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #9 August 6, 2003 those pics are funny:) loved 'em Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
