juanesky 0 #26 August 22, 2003 Quotevery cut comeback lawrocket thinks very fast gets me in trouble! *juanesky can hardly shake the habits from the silent post...goes to his office fridge (yes office...policy Friday after four get you own), and bring some for the jumpers to enjoy...."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #27 August 22, 2003 Lawrocket is blond But he thinks morequickly now He must be balding. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #28 August 22, 2003 what are you saying cuz I'm blonde I think too slow? like, whatever, dude! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #29 August 22, 2003 QuoteInteresting poem But a Haiku it is not; Try five-seven-five. No, really it was a one-eight-seven"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #30 August 22, 2003 Blondes can tell blonde jokes Brunettes and red heads cannot We insult ourselves. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #31 August 22, 2003 you damn well know it blonde jokes are my favorite kind of joke to tell ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #32 August 22, 2003 It is well known that A brunette's mating call is "Is that blonde gone yet?" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #33 August 22, 2003 wtf is going on in here?"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #34 August 22, 2003 a giant tower twelve students lost their life Now we won't forgetI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #35 August 22, 2003 "wtf" is right I don't know what I'm doing But it's in haiku. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #36 August 22, 2003 I cannot respond Your language is out of sync Try the pattern please! Mostly an excuse For a couple extra posts Friday afternoon ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #37 August 22, 2003 I'm still here at work called boyfalldown and chopchop on their way to byron can't leave until six for Skye and Lummys party they'll be drunk by then -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #38 August 22, 2003 wtf is going on?, I've been trying to get Billvon, Answer me a question but I guess it was my gesture that made him pissed This is not a bliss. for a newbie like moi So I'll say au revoir..."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #39 August 22, 2003 there once was a man from nantuket who had a... oh wait, this is the dirty limerick forum right? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #40 August 22, 2003 Quotethere once was a man from nantuket who had a... oh wait, this is the dirty limerick forum right? yep, and the end of that sentence is ..............leg of wood."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #41 August 22, 2003 Quotethere once was a man from nantuket who had a... oh wait, this is the dirty limerick forum right? that could be real cool dirty limericks are fun start a thread, okay??? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #42 August 22, 2003 Don't worry 'bout juan He is just new and confused About this here thread My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #43 August 22, 2003 New I guess but cool I think if he sticks around He will learn the rules ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #44 August 22, 2003 Went to the doctor He said: take pills, drink liquids Do Screwdrivers count?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #45 August 22, 2003 QuoteWent to the doctor He said: take pills, drink liquids Do Screwdrivers count? Use the alcohol Can be the best medicine For all kinds of aches! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #46 August 22, 2003 Time to go home now Have fun, get in lots of jumps Over the weekend So glad it is time Today has been a long day Ready for a nap Want to see my love Get a big hug and a kiss Maybe ask for more ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #47 August 22, 2003 My sinuses hurt I got a mucus drainer I feel SO sexy. I hope it will work I want to jump tomorrow It's been three whole weeks!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #48 August 22, 2003 You must be insane A perfectly good airplane Oh shut up whuffo Last out. Dive, Dive, Brakes. Shit! I'm low...hug the beachball Gotta lose some weight Ready....Set..(I'm gone)..Go Arms back, track up to the base Kid playing airplane. Sky is blue and pink Cool air, horizon on fire Peacefull flight. Day ends. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #49 August 22, 2003 Opposing a Motion To strike and a demurrer What a fun time! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #50 August 22, 2003 Too broke to skydive I'll watch Ali and Martin Tomorrow instead Running omnidex Nothing much else to be done I wander the web Think i'll play lotto Really wanting my own rig Life would be so grand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
