Sugar Momma

[Chute 0]

WANTED Sugar Momma
To pay for my jumps, pack my rig, carry my gear bag, get me food as I nap in the shade between jumps, always have a cold fresh beer waiting for me. Must tuck me in at night with a kiss to the ......................um..................forhead.
Most of all must be good looking, 7 or above.

Please post pic holding my...........um.......beer.

Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies!

* Brother_Brian *
D.S.W.F.S.B. #2

[JRock 0]

U and every other man with a pulse on the planet....

[bean 0]

You forgot hinged neck and arms strong enough to hold up the TV!


-Biffin

***Edited to add....and a great rack with nipples you can hang X-mas tree ornaments from!! -tis the season....

Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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WANTED Sugar Momma
To pay for my jumps, pack my rig, carry my gear bag, get me food as I nap in the shade between jumps, always have a cold fresh beer waiting for me. Must tuck me in at night with a kiss to the ......................um..................forhead.
Most of all must be good looking, 7 or above.

Please post pic holding my...........um.......beer.

OMG...I would BE that for my man if he would only jump... He says he'll come back and start again, but I just have a sinking feeling that I'm going to be alone in the skies....Where's the 'bawling my eyes out' mark-up face when you need it???

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Chute 0]

Damn.. I guess with no takers then I will have to stay with my wife.

that means:
no money for jumps
pack my own rig
get my own beer
sleeping on the couch
the only kiss I get on the forhead is a slap

But, on the bright side she in my eyes is a 7 or above.

Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies!

* Brother_Brian *
D.S.W.F.S.B. #2

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Damn.. I guess with no takers then I will have to stay with my wife...

Bad form, Chute. Didn't realize that you were married in the first place...Hope she doesn't read these forums, or you're screwed. My husband would be a dead man several times over if he posted a message like that...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Chute 0]

My wife knows I like to flurt. We joke around all the time about trading the other in for a younger model. In fact she gets me a beer before I even ask for it. When it come down to it. We are a perfect match. I showed her the thread and she said fat chance on that. Then she got me a beer. God I love that woman. Well till a younger model comes out..lol

Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies!

* Brother_Brian *
D.S.W.F.S.B. #2

[Amazon 7]

I can afford to support a packer or two.... I wont mention any names... and I do like the younger models, they have so much more energy.

[Kat69 0]

I'll be your sugar momma. Now give momma some sugar.

I will back you up Fishy. If Kim gives you and lip. I will Jackie Chan her. Heck if Kim lets you hang out with me and I am the most outgoing, sexually hungry, overly flirtatious woman on this planet. If she trust you with me you have a good wife. And, no I will not sleep with you. So quit begging. Kim on the other hand . Just joking.

BTW- Kim is right next to me. She said your dead. She is checking on the internet right now for your replacement.

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Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me
Then spank me like a bad puppy dog.
Ms_Kitty

[happythoughts 0]

Ya know, that seems fair. I supported my ex for 19 years. Seems like it would work both ways.

[JadedLady 0]

Ok, you know what? Even I could go for one of those! Someone to pack my rig, pay for my jumps, and bring me beer? Male or female, it wouldn't matter to me! What else could anyone ask for? ;)

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Rachel
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-Converting the world one whuffo at a time.