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Sex v's Skydiving, you're never alowed to do one again, but you can do the other as much as u want. Which would win

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I know it's one of those hypothetical what ifs.
But what if you HAD to choose one?



ha ha, thats the best thread you can come up with?

Obvioulsy vote skydiving. You can still wank right? ;)

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hmm.. thats a freakin' hard question. if i couldnt jerk off any more, i'd have to say sex.. but if i can still spank da monkey i say skydiving. :D



I guess I can logically ask whether wanking is better than skydiving.

My Logical Proof

1) I think nothing is better than sex.
2) But, wanking is better than nothing.
3) Therefore, wanking is better than sex.
4) Thus, the question should be whether wanking is better than skydiving.
5) I think skydiving is better than wanking.
6) Therefore, I should think skydiving is better than sex.

Conclusion: I was wrong. Skydiving wins.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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hmm.. thats a freakin' hard question. if i couldnt jerk off any more, i'd have to say sex.. but if i can still spank da monkey i say skydiving. :D



I guess I can logically ask whether wanking is better than skydiving.

My Logical Proof

1) I think nothing is better than sex.
2) But, wanking is better than nothing.
3) Therefore, wanking is better than sex.
4) Thus, the question should be whether wanking is better than skydiving.
5) I think skydiving is better than wanking.
6) Therefore, I should think skydiving is better than sex.

Conclusion: I was wrong. Skydiving wins.



pfffffft! WELL PUT! And now that its no longer a theroy it must be a LAW! :o OMG!
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Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
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"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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I think it is really a silly question, but back in 1963, a friend and I were jumping and he told me the following:

If I was given the opportunity to spend a night in bed with the most beautiful woman in the world OR an aircraft to make skydives, I would, without hesitation take the aircraft and go jumping. He then said, " I figure I can always get another woman if I want to, but the aircraft may not be available when I want it. I would take the skydiving over a woman any day of the week. He finally logged over 5000 jumps and then got married......to a jumper.

Bill Cole D-41




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