fudd 0 #1 March 23, 2004 After four years of living together my girlfriend and I split up yesterday. Right now life sucks big time. We are still friends, but four years is a long time. I don't want any wibes. What I need is a little joke or some silly stuff to make me smile. This is an excelent opportunity for you guys to post whore There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cudlo 0 #2 March 23, 2004 From: The Prince Who Was a Thief "It is written (dont ask me why, but almost everything in this movie begins with "It is written" anyway) He would ride two camels, falls between them"_________________________________________ "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #3 March 23, 2004 What do you do with all the photos of her that you've built up over 4 years ? Do you keep them for posterity and memories or do you burn them for a fresh start ?Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #4 March 23, 2004 yo, need a laugh? one of my favorites.... meet Fatty Big Eye and Bruce.... http://www.goonland.com/fatty/pool.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wzettler 0 #5 March 23, 2004 Here's another laugh. This is some sorry invasion... http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=977 I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fudd 0 #6 March 23, 2004 Thanks Keep'em comming ... There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 March 23, 2004 QuoteThis is an excelent opportunity for you guys to post whore Actually i think it's an excellent opportunity for me to hit on a single foreigner... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #8 March 23, 2004 Okay, so a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked. Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? He took a bath after. Okay, so I know these are lame, but they're SO LAME it MIGHT make ya smile!! Bah dum CHING!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fudd 0 #9 March 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteThis is an excelent opportunity for you guys to post whore Actually i think it's an excellent opportunity for me to hit on a single foreigner... There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #10 March 23, 2004 Hope this makes ya laugh A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender."Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,"she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #11 March 23, 2004 Oh, almost forgot...one of my personal favorites On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knowing nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing supremo is. "Top of the mornin' to yer sor," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "Well, what on God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger. "Fooking Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
