quick help

[alanab 0]

someone whos creative.... please write a short poem about sex/love. can be vulgar or not. and it has to be your words!
thanks in advance

[Tink1717 2]

There once was a priest from Siberia
Whose morals were somewhat inferior.
He did to a nun, what he shouldn't have done
And now she's a mother superior.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

[DaGimp 0]

there is no help for you sweetie.

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[Tink1717 2]

In days of old, when knights were bold
and condoms weren't invented;
they tied a string around thier thing
and babies were prevented.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

[CrazyIvan 0]

Your eyes are like rubies
so the pink nipples on your boobies
The sweet wispering of your voice
as you call my name in awe
gives me NO CHOICE!!!
but to get on my knees
and eat your camel toe.

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[Cornholio 0]

I LOVE THAT !!!

Thanks for making me spew coffee on my keyboard.

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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[airtwardo 6]

Though sex can be expensive
Love will cost so much more...
If you don't shut your mouth bitch...
I'm walking out the door.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~