wildcard451 0 #1 February 13, 2005 Happy FUN BALL! -only $14.95- * Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. * Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. * Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. * Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: * Itching * Vertigo * Dizziness * Tingling in extremities * Loss of balance or coordination * Slurred speech * Temporary blindness * Profuse sweating * Heart palpitations If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee. Happy Fun Ball ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES! ...Please return to your regularly scheduled programming. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 February 13, 2005 You so silly wildcard!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #3 February 13, 2005 OK, the story behind it makes it even funnier. We're in the OR the other day doing a Lap. Spleen. As the attending tells the resident to be real careful at a certain part dissecting out the spleen, one of the fellows just blurts out... "Do not taunt happy fun ball." I damn near fell down right there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #4 February 13, 2005 I LOVE that skit. Over the years I have incorporated the quote of "My stick to certain types of skin." into my list of automatic responses. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #5 February 13, 2005 for those heretofore deprived Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #6 February 13, 2005 oh my god you are my hero........thanks for the video. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #7 February 14, 2005 Oh thank you! Sometimes it's a little difficult for us heretofore deprived, non-Americans to grasp what's going down. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
