AggieDave 6 #1 February 22, 2005 What if humans were like chickens and their bodies ran around wildly after getting their head chopped off? What if humans were like cockroaches and could live for a number of days without their head (until the body starved from lack of food). How weird would that be? Would our society be used to it since it wouldn't be a sudden thing but something that continued throughout our history? Do you think that medical science would have learned by now how to keep a body alive and use it for some sort of need such as a soldier or some sort of droid? This was one of those nearly asleep last night random thoughts that sometimes happens.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 February 22, 2005 We'd just tie 'em down and let 'em die (or stop running). I'm not having some headless, mostly alive guy running through my yard just because he can't think of anything else to do. Tie that son of a bitch down! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #3 February 22, 2005 don't you have anything to do today? clean? do the laundry? wash the truck? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 February 22, 2005 How funny would it be though to see a headless body running through traffic? Who could you sue if you hit the running body? Its not the former person's fault...what if the head was lost due to an industrial accident and no one did it on purpose? Who's fault would it be? It could be funny though!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 February 22, 2005 Quote don't you have anything to do today? clean? do the laundry? wash the truck? Actually, I've already left the house twice today to do a handful of errands and I'm fix'n to leave again.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 February 22, 2005 That is just the funniest image. I'm (once again) trying to laugh quietly right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 February 22, 2005 And you know, I picture the guy running around in the same manner a fly flies- no real direction, just kind of crazy and aimlessly, arms flailing about. That shouldn't be funny, but it is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #8 February 22, 2005 Glad to see you are feeling better. Flu all gone? How did the interview go? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 February 22, 2005 That's the image I have! Now imagine him in the middle of a *really* busy intersection and a couple of emergancy workers with nets trying to catch the body...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 February 22, 2005 Quote Glad to see you are feeling better. Flu all gone? How did the interview go? Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good. Interview sucked. They said I wasn't a reliable hire do to my work history. I've had 9 jobs in 8 years. Of course I have, they were summer jobs in highschool and college, I've worked at a DZ for nearly 3 years though, but NO, they didn't give a shit about that. Fuckers. That's ok, I have another interview with a different department in 2 weeks and then another department in April.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 February 22, 2005 Actually, we have some people where I work that act like headless chickens! The sole purpose of the head seems to be to stop their neck ties from falling from their sholders! ... They're called Project Managers (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #12 February 22, 2005 I'm picturing more of a 'monster' effect - stumbling around, arms out, feeling anything that's head-shaped and trying to put it on, including other people's heads... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 February 22, 2005 LMAO. I didn't have the image with the nets, but I did see people running after him, like trying to corner a greased pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #14 February 22, 2005 Yeah, that would be funny. Edited cos I didn't realise this was a funny post, as it took me so goddam long to post.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #15 February 22, 2005 That's too bad. Take some of the jobs off of your resume. What they don't know won't hurt you unless they ask. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 February 22, 2005 That's interesting, start a new thread over in SC so we can keep this one light hearted and funny.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 February 22, 2005 QuoteWhat they don't know won't hurt you unless they ask. What they don't know does hurt me. They want a continuous story of my job history since the age of 16. This is the beginning of their background check.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
