Funny Mergers of 2005

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1. XEROX and WURLITZER
(They're going to make reproductive organs)

2. FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS
(The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild)

3. POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS, and KEEBLER
(The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker)

4. W.R. GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE BUSINESS SYSTEMS
(The company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace)

5. 3M and GOODYEAR
(MMM Good)

6. JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE
(Deere Abi)

7. HONEYWELL, IMASCO, and HOME OIL
(Honey, I'm Home)

8. DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE, and METAL MINING
(Mine All Mine)

9. 3M, JC PENNEY, and THE METROPOLITAN OPERA COMPANY
(3 Penney Opera)

10. GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS
(Poupon Pants)

11. KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN
(The new company will be called Knott Now)

12. ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO, and DAKOTA MINING
(The new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da)

13. NETSCAPE and YAHOO
(Net n' Yahoo)

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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Yahoo and Google: Yagoohoogle

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Yagoohoogle

[B]WOW! I LIKE THAT!!![/B]

Now if I can just remember how to spell it the next time I need to look something up, Ask.com will probably just be a memory.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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Yagoohoogle

All excited about this site, I showed it to a computer "geek" friend tonight.

I've now been classified as "naivee." Is this or is this not a true web site?

And what's a "blog?"

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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The new Japanese-Irish steakhouse. Bennihanagins.

Ultimate Fighting Competition UFC and WFFC.
The Ultimate Freefall Fighting Convention.
(You've seen the videos )

The Mile-Hi Club and 1800SKYRIDE.
"If you like airplanes and wanna get f-ed..."

Pfizer (Viagra), Performance Design, and Time Magazine. --> Performance Time

ZZ Top and Relative Workshop. (Yes, it's a Bill Booth chuckle)