wartload 0 #1 May 24, 2005 A woman in church and a woman in the shower? (The woman in church has HOPE IN HER SOUL) A tribe of pygmies and a girls' track team? (Pygmies are CUNNING LITTLE RUNTS) Ok ... you get the idea ... add yours ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #2 May 24, 2005 Are you upset at women today? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #3 May 24, 2005 Whats the technical term for that type of mismatched grammer??? btw - good stuff... makes ya think a bit EDITED: well not really, but the second one made me laugh "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #4 May 24, 2005 here's a bunch of them from http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/What's%20the%20Difference.htm What's the Difference? What's the difference between an intelligent country lad and that same boy after a big bowl of beans? One is a smart feller... What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker... What's the difference between a nun at prayer and a nun in a bubble bath? One has hope in her soul... What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? At one, they yell, "Ride them suckers..." What's the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss... What's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl? One shoots and can't hit... What's the difference between a baby and the conductor of a women's choir? One sucks his fingers... What's the difference between a telephone prank and a hesitating woman? One is a calling stunt... What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with diarrhea? One you shuck between fits... What's the difference between a midget magician and a female jogger? One is a cunning runt... What's the difference between an archery accomplishment and a dumb female? One is a cupid stunt... What's the difference between the host of 'Candid Camera' telephoning and a tripped woman? One is a calling Funt... What's the difference between Dr Scholl's footpads and a symphony conductor? One bucks up the feet... What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist? One tucks up the frills... What's the difference between a seamstress and a french horn player? One says "Tuck the frills."..."Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 May 24, 2005 QuoteWhats the technical term for that type of mismatched grammer??? btw - good stuff... makes ya think a bit EDITED: well not really, but the second one made me laugh I believe they're called Spoonerisms....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wartload 0 #6 May 24, 2005 QuoteAre you upset at women today? Not really. Should I be? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
