kelel01 1 #1 June 24, 2005 You know . . . it's 85*, but it feels like 91? And I think my favorite part of the job would be predicting what it would feel like 6 days from now. I'd get paid to walk outside a few times a day and say, "I think it feels like it's 86 right now." Then I'd go back inside and watch soap operas. But during commercial breaks, I'd have to take the time to say, "I think it WILL feel like 92 on Saturday, but only 87 on Sunday." We could have a pool to see if I'm right! But I'm not buying in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 June 24, 2005 oh, but the we could all walk up to you and ask "What do THIS feel like?" thats hot!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 June 24, 2005 I'm not wearing a blindfold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #4 June 24, 2005 ....BUT IT"S A DRY HEAT......... oh wait, it's atlanta, that's like 99% humidity.......... you just want a cushy job and watch the soaps... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 June 24, 2005 QuoteI'm not wearing a blindfold. dammit!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 June 24, 2005 Duh. I haven't been outside much today, but I'm going to use my powers of prediction to say that I think it feels like 85 right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #7 June 24, 2005 QuoteYou know . . . it's 85*, but it feels like 91? And I think my favorite part of the job would be predicting what it would feel like 6 days from now. I'd get paid to walk outside a few times a day and say, "I think it feels like it's 86 right now." Then I'd go back inside and watch soap operas. But during commercial breaks, I'd have to take the time to say, "I think it WILL feel like 92 on Saturday, but only 87 on Sunday." We could have a pool to see if I'm right! But I'm not buying in. Honey, you left the party last night before I had a chance to tell you what a dork you are. -XOXOXOOrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 June 24, 2005 But not before you could tell me I was "precious". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #9 June 24, 2005 QuoteI wanna be the "feels like" girl Then I want to the the object being described ..Oh wait, I didn't read the post... weather eh? shucks. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #10 June 24, 2005 QuoteBut not before you could tell me I was "precious". Oh man! Was I at "precious" level last night?! Why didn't somebody take my keys away?! For me, "precious" is more accurate than a breathalyzer. I'm lucky I stopped. Two more beers would put me at: "I'd do ya."OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #11 June 24, 2005 Quote"I think it WILL feel like 92 on Saturday, but only 87 on Sunday." I bet you could beat the weatherman for accuracy. They forecasted 89 for today and we hit 101. Apparently you would never have to worry about getting fired no matter how far off you were, its the one job you could consistently screw up and nobody cares. Do you have a Hott voice? "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 June 24, 2005 IN the 80's? Damn.............I'm going to need a light jacket when I come home for leave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 June 24, 2005 I'm upset that it would take 2 more beers for you to say that. That's mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 June 24, 2005 QuoteI'm upset that it would take 2 more beers for you to say that. That's mean. Ummmm..............yeah but look who you are talking about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #15 June 24, 2005 Precious *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 June 25, 2005 We'll do a local-cable new show. Instead of walking out and saying, "It's 85... blah... nobodys listening.. blah" Come out with a bottle of Jack and say, "Biotch, of course it's hot. It's frickin' 85 and it's the South in June. WTF are you thinkin'? Now get off my $(#..." You'll be an overnight media sensation. I guarantee. We'll do "zip-tie night" on Wednesdays. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #17 June 25, 2005 Sometimes you girls have it easy (sometimes being the key word here). A guy would never get away with that sort of job. But a cute girl will always work it. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #18 June 25, 2005 Quote....BUT IT"S A DRY HEAT......... oh wait, it's atlanta, that's like 99% humidity.......... you just want a cushy job and watch the soaps... When I got off the plane in the ATL after 5 months abroad I FELT like I was going to drown. I'd just like to put out there if any of the females need some male "feeling" I am at your disposal... Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigerclaw 0 #19 June 26, 2005 Man, You should start your own thread!!! I'm VERY Interersted in your Alcohol Level Indication system. Fascinating. I'm still chuckling. I wonder what level you're at when you're at a good Boogie. What other steps/indicators are there in your system??? Obviously precious is a fairly high/danger level. No one needs to explain "I'd do ya level" Do you have key words before or after those levels that friends can watch out for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Designer 0 #20 June 26, 2005 Feels like we should all be somewhere cooler,or doing something hotter in cooler air!Hey,at least I'm subtle sometimes?(lol) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #21 June 27, 2005 QuoteI'm upset that it would take 2 more beers for you to say that. That's mean. To say it to your face. Not to do it! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #22 June 27, 2005 QuoteMan, You should start your own thread!!! I'm VERY Interersted in your Alcohol Level Indication system. Fascinating. I'm still chuckling. I wonder what level you're at when you're at a good Boogie. What other steps/indicators are there in your system??? Obviously precious is a fairly high/danger level. No one needs to explain "I'd do ya level" Do you have key words before or after those levels that friends can watch out for? The full Alert System as established by the Drunken RastaRican Security System reads like this: Extra Long Hugs Low risk of attack, but significantly excessive pressage of my chest against the breast area. Superfluous Cheek Kissing General risk of accidentally missing the cheek due to loss of coordination. Also, significant risk of being hugged again, depite the fact that we've been in the same room for hours. Precious Significant risk of inappropriate contact, like my nose pressed against the nape of your neck. God, You smell good! High risk of inappropriate contact. As if my nose pressed against the nape of your neck isn't already across the line. I'd Do Ya. Severe risk of apologizing for anything inappropriate I might say, followed by asking you something like: "what do you think of my wife?" Victims are advised to take refuge at the other side of the bonfire or hangar immediately. (Unless you're interested. In which case I'm probably too drunk to function anyway. You can appeal to my ego by offering me a "raincheck".) Don't be Afraid. Be Alert. God Bless America.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #23 June 27, 2005 Holy shit! You made it all the way to, "God, you smell good!". And I smoke and wasn't wearing any perfume at the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #24 June 27, 2005 QuoteHoly shit! You made it all the way to, "God, you smell good!". And I smoke and wasn't wearing any perfume at the time. And Casie had just come from a kickball game! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #25 June 27, 2005 QuoteHoly shit! You made it all the way to, "God, you smell good!". And I smoke and wasn't wearing any perfume at the time. she does not smell good. she stinks. she stunk up my car, we had to roll down the windows. What the hell was that crap? she was rubbing it all over herself. I think its to keep people away! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
