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Girlfalldown

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Don't scratch, you'll only make it worse! I suggest getting laid instead.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Rock out with your cock out!




. . . and somewhere in the back ground - industrial music starts thumping the woofers . . . and Turtle starts to dance.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Be it out of a plane of off a crane.



I know they're pretty big birds, but do you think a crane could carry you high enough to jump?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Quit your bitching.

What fucking itches is the wound on my ankle after the docs didn't do it right the first time and standing on the beach watching your mates landing and catching tandems. >:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(

"This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave

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I'm itching for a jump. Be it out of a plane of off a crane.



Or from a house?
Or with a mouse?

Elvisio "sam I am" Rodriguez



From a car or off a star. . .

jump from a cliff - we know you won't biff -
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Someone give me some ointment!



Well I told you not to put that thing in there; you have no idea where it's been! :|



That IS shannon you are talking about - Yes she does - she knows EXACTLY where it was.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Do you want the ones I took of your mama?



Well someone does seem a little persnickity this evening!!

Sounds like you must need a jump or something.;)



Hell yeah.
That's what I've been tryin to tell ya!

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Do you want the ones I took of your mama?



Well someone does seem a little persnickity this evening!!

Sounds like you must need a jump or something.;)



Hell yeah.
That's what I've been tryin to tell ya!



so .. .. .. what are you trying to say?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Do you want the ones I took of your mama?



Well someone does seem a little persnickity this evening!!

Sounds like you must need a jump or something.;)



Hell yeah.
That's what I've been tryin to tell ya!



so .. .. .. what are you trying to say?



I think maybe she wants to write a rhyming childrens book. yea. thats it. :S:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Do you want the ones I took of your mama?



Well someone does seem a little persnickity this evening!!

Sounds like you must need a jump or something.;)



Hell yeah.
That's what I've been tryin to tell ya!



so .. .. .. what are you trying to say?



I think maybe she wants to write a rhyming childrens book. yea. thats it. :S:D



Fuck you ya dirty hippie! Go smoke some ganja or something else trippy. I'm a poet and I like pie.

Seriously, I need to jump.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Fuck you ya dirty hippie! Go smoke some ganja or something else trippy. I'm a poet and I like pie.

Seriously, I need to jump.



So, I must have forgotten...

What's stopping you

from hopping out of a plane?
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Fuck you ya dirty hippie! Go smoke some ganja or something else trippy. I'm a poet and I like pie.

Seriously, I need to jump.



addressing your concerns in order of appearance.


no thanks you just be confused and I'd be bored.
:o:D

I cant, im trying to get a new job, unless you wanna pee for me. (im not the only one who thinks thats just fucked up right?)

a poet and you like pie. hmmmm... Ill leave that one alone. :S:P:P

I understand. me too. I only got 17 in last weekend. :|:o:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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