Malta_Dog 0 #1 July 14, 2005 If WW2 was an RTS: *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: shut it. Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the **** up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is ****** weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: ***! thats ******** u **** im gunna kick ur **** T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little ***** ill get u Hitler[AoE]: What the....? Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge ****** army Hitler[AoE]: thats ******** u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: u ******! WE HAD A TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an **** Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help Hitler: o man ur ****** paTTon: oh what now ***** Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my **** Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: what that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say ****** lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun **** Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are ****** gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: *** i didnt click there omg this game ***** Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: what am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: **** u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: **** this **** im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: ***? Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: *** is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats ******** u ****** **** *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway ******** tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: **** u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all **** *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o ****! *paTTon has left the game.* ---------------------------------------- All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #2 July 14, 2005 I thought benny~tow left the game 1st? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malta_Dog 0 #3 July 14, 2005 Yup the timeline is wrong: he was defeated in 1943 and imprisoned then rescued by Hitler's commandos. He was killed the 28 april 1945, 2 days before Hitler's suicide. All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #4 July 14, 2005 I'm impressed! tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malta_Dog 0 #5 July 14, 2005 Google and Wikipedia make me look smart and edukated! All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #6 July 14, 2005 I dont care if the timeline is a bit off. It's still hilarious to read.. if you've played RTS games before. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #7 July 14, 2005 that's what i thought. i was rollin hereIt's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outlawphx 1 #8 July 14, 2005 That's some funny shi*t That's probably how we're going to be teaching history in high school in a decade or so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #9 July 14, 2005 What's an RTS?We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #10 July 14, 2005 QuoteWhat's an RTS? "Real Time Strategy" game. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #11 July 14, 2005 QuoteI dont care if the timeline is a bit off. It's still hilarious to read.. if you've played RTS games before. QFT maybe FPS or RPG btw_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #12 July 14, 2005 bwahahaha. Yep, FPS. Nice catch, Bo. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
