jumpergirl 0 #1 July 20, 2005 This was sent to me via email... not a personal story. Quote I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is! : Always keep your condoms in your car! For some reason when I read this I thought about many of the guys here at dz.com. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 July 20, 2005 Yeah..........I would of railed her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 July 20, 2005 Thanks alot,I have a real case of the Pepsi syndrome going on here.I spit cola all over my computer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #4 July 20, 2005 Happy to help!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #5 July 20, 2005 Thats hilarious.....yeah i dont think I wouldve passed the test....Puttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #6 July 20, 2005 QuoteThanks alot,I have a real case of the Pepsi syndrome going on here.I spit cola all over my computer. Woop! Woop! Evacuate the building! "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #7 July 20, 2005 Failed, failed, failed Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites