grue 1 #1 August 28, 2005 If I cannot find and eliminate it, I'm going to make the US Postal Service look tame. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knobee 0 #2 August 28, 2005 Hey, you got to 1000, you can quit now. Those that have not jumped can not understand Those that have jumped can not explain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cave_nate 0 #3 August 28, 2005 i'm crushing it's head... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 August 28, 2005 QuoteHey, you got to 1000, you can quit now. This is not a game. Semitic Rage forthcoming. Death to all who chirp in my presence.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #6 August 28, 2005 QuoteChirp Make your peace with the being you call god, infidel. Daddy's comin' to take your soul.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #7 August 28, 2005 I worship the cricket god...hence why they dont bother me....join our flock young man and you shall never be bothered by chirping again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #8 August 28, 2005 Take a dish of water and mix some molasses or vanilla extract and a little lemon juice. The crickets will be attracted to this mixture (these ingredients are often used in to the glue traps as well to make them attractive to the crickets). Once they enter the water though they will drown and you can dispose of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #9 August 28, 2005 QuoteTake a dish of water and mix some molasses or vanilla extract and a little lemon juice. The crickets will be attracted to this mixture (these ingredients are often used in to the glue traps as well to make them attractive to the crickets). Once they enter the water though they will drown and you can dispose of them. While certainly a good idea (cute new avatar by the way), I'm a college student. How many college students do you know with mole asses (poor guys... losing their asses for sweetness), vanilla extra, or lemon juice in their dorms? cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #10 August 28, 2005 Phase one of my plan complete. Good work lil cricket fellas! Now onto phase two! That sucks dude.~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skolls081102 0 #11 August 28, 2005 I got home from work at 10:30 this evening- and just as I was about to grab the refridge door to get a drink- I stopped. There, on the door, was this big, giant, green mamma-jamma, cricket/grasshopper looking thing on my fridge door. He was about 3-4 inches long, and had really long legs. When I went to grab him with the grill tongs (dont tell my wife) the fucker started flying all over the kitchen. Finally caught him and released him to the wilds. Damn bugs.... The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 August 28, 2005 Crickets chirp when they are not in the company of the opposite sex. Get another cricket and the chirping will stop. The only problem is that if you get only one more cricket and it is the same sex, you have only doubled the problem. Make sure that you get a dozen or so (to be sure). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #13 August 28, 2005 QuotePhase one of my plan complete. Good work lil cricket fellas! Now onto phase two! That sucks dude.Are you responsible for suspicious fly behaviour too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #14 August 28, 2005 QuotePhase one of my plan complete. Good work lil cricket fellas! Now onto phase two! That sucks dude. Your minions have been neutralised. Grue The Freefall Commando has eliminated all resistance in the area. http://spiceweasel.net/phonepics/grue-on-the-hunt.jpg (oh god I'm boooored)cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #15 August 28, 2005 You scare me sometimes.~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #16 August 28, 2005 QuoteYou scare me sometimes. Only sometimes? I'll have to work harder.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 August 28, 2005 It's times like this that makes me grateful to be deaf and not have to listen to that shit... sucks to be you I guess... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #18 August 28, 2005 Quotesucks to be you I guess... More and more every time I check cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #19 August 28, 2005 Why? Just because of the cricket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #20 August 28, 2005 QuoteWhy? Just because of the cricket? Nah. Rough time in my life. Once my rig gets here, I suspect I'll be jumping between 8 and 10 times as much as I currently do, just because it'll 'get me away', so to speak cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 August 28, 2005 Quotehttp://spiceweasel.net/phonepics/grue-on-the-hunt.jpg (oh god I'm boooored) Holy shit that's funny!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #22 August 28, 2005 You would be a fun buddy !!! Love the white message ! But the answer is simple .. Find it , Whap it, Kill it .. [madI am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 August 28, 2005 QuoteYou would be a fun buddy !!! Love the white message ! But the answer is simple .. Find it , Whap it, Kill it .. Personally, I'd catch it and relocate it outside if possible. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 August 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou would be a fun buddy !!! Love the white message ! But the answer is simple .. Find it , Whap it, Kill it .. Personally, I'd catch it and relocate it outside if possible. Walt I do that with most insects, with one adamant exception... roaches get the heel of my shoe [WHACK]... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #25 August 28, 2005 Yes if possible .. But if you had a long day jumping & you just wanna sleep ?? I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
