Dougiefresh 0 #1 September 15, 2005 Male bat to girlfriend bat: "whoa, your mom is hot!" girlfriend bat: "Go ahead and do her. We share." Wild bat sex! I wanna be a bat!Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #2 September 15, 2005 "hey your mom is a milf" Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #3 September 15, 2005 Uhhhhh... I don't get it.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cre8dCute 0 #4 September 15, 2005 "Female 1 mates with male 1, producing female 2. Later on, female 1 ditches male 1 and mates with male 2, producing female 3. Meanwhile, female 2 gets in on the action and also mates with male 2, producing female 3a." Hmmmm sounds like theres a lot of action going on!! Why couldn't I have been a bat! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #5 September 15, 2005 Let me Guess... These Horseshoe Bats are native to Alabama, Right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demoss99 0 #6 September 15, 2005 nana... nana...nana... nana... nana... nana... nana... nana......... "BAT SEX!!!!!" "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #7 September 15, 2005 If you've ever done spelunking in a cave where bats hang out, and walked underneath them, you probably wouldn't dream of bat-sex. As a comparison, imagine taking your mother-in-law into a latrine at the end of WFFC and having sex with her over the top of the open end.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites