happythoughts 0 #1 October 14, 2005 clicky QuoteMusical breast implants Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection. BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years. BT Laboratories’ analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist. According to The Sun he said: “It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.” The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer. When psychiatrists wish to determine that a man is definitively gone "bonkers", they look for certain phrases. Such as: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 October 14, 2005 LOL HAHAHAHA I'm trying to give a test on Human Anatomy and my students want to know why I'm nearly chgoking with laughterYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 October 14, 2005 Try to hum the theme sound from the Sound of Music. Imagine Julie Andrews spinning around and singing... "The hilllllls are alive... with the sound of muuusic..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrion 0 #4 October 14, 2005 Soundtrack for makin' lurv! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites