BillyVance 34 #1 October 25, 2005 Married Life . . . . . Walking into the bar, Mike said to Greg the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Greg. "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?" She said, "Come out from under that bed, you little chicken-shit." Okay, if this couple were DZ.commers, who would they be, and why?? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 October 25, 2005 lol can I say me and Clay.... little boitch boy ohhh wait fat ass and Darla aka skinnyshrek and goofyjumperSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #3 October 25, 2005 sounds soooooo....... familiar Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 October 25, 2005 You couldn't get under the bed. You'd never get out of the handcuffs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 October 25, 2005 QuoteYou couldn't get under the bed. You'd never get out of the handcuffs If there ain't video... it didn't happen! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 October 25, 2005 QuoteIf there ain't video... That'll cost you $3.99 per month to access our video archives. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 October 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteIf there ain't video... That'll cost you $3.99 per month to access our video archives. Where do I sign up? Hey, now there's a get-rich-quick scheme if I ever saw one! How many DZ.commers would pay to see your videos? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #8 October 25, 2005 Mr. Vance...I'm totally aghast you would be so cold and heartless as to actually make light of an argument or fight between 'lovers'.... Things like these are most serious in nature, and should truly be avoided if at all possible... One should nurture the positive and happy times, always in a relationship...avoid fighting with the one 'special' to you.... Life is short, and you never know when that special someone in your life may be gone forever! I had a girlfriend that actually died unexpectedly not long after we had a lengthy and emotional argument...A fight filled with insults and accusations... I sometimes reflect on her loss and do miss her dearly... I'll NEVER forget the last words she ever said to me: "Jim...Please....Put down the gun!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 October 25, 2005 QuoteHow many DZ.commers would pay to see your videos? I get requests every so often for one or all 3 of the ones I have put out so far. Maybe I SHOULD start selling them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #10 October 25, 2005 I call bullshit on you again baby, jeesh thats twice in one day.... And of course you have to resort to handcuffs , you tie knots worse then a girl scoutSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #11 October 25, 2005 QuoteYou couldn't get under the bed. You'd never get out of the handcuffs oooooooh! nice!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 October 25, 2005 QuoteAnd of course you have to resort to handcuffs , you tie knots worse then a girl scout Well............when I tied them properly your hands were turning purple. Didn't matter though. I didn't see you moving your hands too much. Not after the first try anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
