hexadecimal 0 #1 November 14, 2005 Will one of you come to my office and cut my secretary's fucking throat out? Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, but worse, and amplified 100x over an intercom system... ended with the sound of her slamming the phone down every time because she's too fucking stupid to use the "release" button. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #2 November 14, 2005 i'll be right there... but i'm bringing my gun... knives are too messy... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 November 14, 2005 Two words: EAR PLUGS "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #4 November 14, 2005 oh please. Lighten up - I'm sure your a real gem to work for. Secretary's deal with a ton of shit - I know, I was one for 6 years. You get paid beans and deal with people like you. Be thankful you have a secretary to help you and you don't have to do the work she does for you. JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #5 November 14, 2005 A little too much progesterone in your Corn Flakes this morning? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #6 November 14, 2005 I have 3 secretaries... and 2 of them are very smart and don't piss me off when they speak over the intercom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #7 November 14, 2005 Quoteoh please. Lighten up - I'm sure your a real gem to work for. Secretary's deal with a ton of shit - I know, I was one for 6 years. You get paid beans and deal with people like you. Be thankful you have a secretary to help you and you don't have to do the work she does for you. Jen sounds like you'd make a good replacement secretary for him. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #8 November 14, 2005 Not at all - doing the 'right' thing and putting this in its proper perspective. JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #9 November 14, 2005 Hahahahahahaha, in a year of posting have you not learned that, Don't go there, on the "W" subject. easy way to solve this problem. DON'T DRINK ON SUNDAY NIGHT'S. And take the phone away from her. Tell her your easing her work load and give it to that sec who has the sexy voice, That way instead of walking around being pissed all day, youl walk around with a heart onn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 November 14, 2005 QuoteWill one of you come to my office and cut my secretary's fucking throat out? Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, but worse, and amplified 100x over an intercom system... ended with the sound of her slamming the phone down every time because she's too fucking stupid to use the "release" button. ___________________________________ Several years ago, I had a dumb-ass boss like that! Just slam the reciever down when he was through using the inter-com. I wanted to strangle that ignorant S.O.B. with the phone cord! In your case, you might politely inform her of the release button and tell her that if she fails to use it... she'll be greeting folks at Wal-Mart! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #11 November 15, 2005 Dude, you sound like Patrick Bateman from American Psycho Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
