Turkey testicles?

[Slowfaller 0]

My brother is trying to talk Ginny and me into going to a Turkey Testicle Festival tonight. Has anyone eaten these before? What do they taste like?

I'm thinking of going just to hang out and have some beers and laughs but I don't think i'll be able to try 'em without lots of

--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

[popsjumper 2]

Tastes like mountain oysters....

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[Slowfaller 0]

I haven't eaten any testicles in my day. Can't compare

Edit - Sorry moderators, wrong board. Feel free to move to the bonfire

--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

[mattmais 0]

There great!

Best place to eat Calf nuts and Turkey nuts is "Bruces" in Severance CO.

[noluckned 0]

AaaW geez, now that was something I had never even thought about eating before.

Gawd

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[Slowfaller 0]

Me neither. They're deep fried, maybe dipped in ranch...or cranberry sauce.

--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

[popsjumper 2]

Texas? Definitely Ranch..Colorado?Probably cranberry sauce...

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[yardhippie 0]

a guy I work with is on his way there now. Says he goes every year and loves em.

I really dont see it.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
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[Ashtanga 0]

I had a girlfriend that had an infatuation with testicles. Not eating them just sucking on them. The girl had an oral fixation that needed fixing all the time. I still don't know why I didn't marry her.

[Dumpster 0]

Out in Huntly, right? Good stuff - Enjoy!

Easy Does It

[jumperconway 0]

Sorry but the only NUTS I'm puting in my mouth must come from a plant!

[JoeyRamone 0]

We went to that for years when i lived in crystal lake ya got to do it...

[Slowfaller 0]

Well, we made it to the festival. What a mad house.

Started out with a school bus picking up all twelve of us in front of my brothers house and shuttling us to and from the bar where it was at, yes in Huntly.

This place was packed. It took us about 10 minutes to push and shove our way through the crowd and enter the tent where I guess there was beer and food. The actual tent was even more packed. Could barely move so we left and grabbed a beer at a bar down the street. The bar wasn't much better so we froze while waiting for the school bus to come get us and we decided to order pizza and buy some beer and just hang out at my brother's house.

While on the nice heated bus there was some guy with a ziplock bag full of nuts. We saw this cause he kept putting his sack of nuts on his friends forehead He offered up a sample to us and my girlfriend and I got to try one. Tasted like a chicken Mcnugget but actually good, the condiment of choice was Tabasco.

Definitely going earlier next year.

--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

[Dumpster 0]

I heard it was more of a madhouse this year than previous, but it's always a big party!

Easy Does It