RastaRicanAir 0 #1 December 8, 2005 The following are excerpts from the recent DZ.com polls on America's WORST Living Actor, and America's BEST Living Actor. All of these quotes are taken from women. There were NO comparable quotes from men in the poll regarding America's WORST Living Actress. {Quotes have been reprinted anonymously to protect the innocent.(Like skymama, VanillaSkyGirl, tigra, complexity, and jshatzkin)} Quote Who cares if he's not the best actor, Clooney is damn sexy and the top of my list of who I'd be a sex slave for. I used to not really understand the whole Clooney thing, until I saw him up close. I actually felt his HEAT, before I saw him. He is definitely a sexy-looking man and simply exudes sexuality and charm, more so than I would have thought. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed, either, Andrea. As for George Clooney? He's hot, Agreed- put me down on the list for not kicking George Clooney out of my bed! i agree with you about the George Clooney thing. I used to not think he was all that hot and then i saw him in person. Wow. He really is a sexy older man. Paul Walker is awesome. I think he's a great actor, but even if he couldn't act, he's fuckin hot!! Come on! Lay off the Pitt man! He did suck a bit in Seven. But he rocked out in FIght Club. Plus he is hot. It's always good to see Brad with his shirt off. These excerpts can only lead me to believe that while Men have been the ones unfairly maligned in today's Oprahgynogicized media for being "superficial poon hounds" (just because everything we do in our lives, from the very act of showering daily to the building of trillion dollar multi-national conglomerates is motivated entirely by the desire to eventually get our hands on a nice set of sweater cakes), it is in fact Women who are more shallow in their entertainment pursuits. I mean, sure, when given the faintest opportunity, a man will squander his last dollar on a cocaine-fueled lapdance from an essentially talentless, intellectually vapid, and in fact soulless stripper, but at least there's an earnest performance involved! Even the least able stripper can stay in character long enough to remember her stage name (and, if you play your cards right, eventually fake a somewhat convincing orgasm). But even if she can't, she's still rubbing her crotch against your crotch. Whereas, women will pay the same money just to LOOK at some vacuous dumbass on a movie screen, even when he can't act! That's not only shallow, it's BAD MONEY MANAGEMENT. I yet know of no man who will spend good money on a bad movie in the blind hope that some bimbo will take her shirt off. The only conclusion I'm left with is that they are every bit as shallow as we have been TOLD that we are; if not moreso. If I have read these results in error, you are welcome to enlighten me.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 December 8, 2005 ???? you think WE are superficial? Go read the boobie threads and see how all that matters in a woman is tits and ass... lets compare apples to apples pleaseSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #3 December 8, 2005 "lets compare apples to apples please " Melons with melons would more fun and even more superficial.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #4 December 8, 2005 Lets keep this a debate between Robbie Rob and LisaMarie.This will be priceless. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 December 8, 2005 LOL why do you say that Spence?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 December 8, 2005 Quote???? you think WE are superficial? Go read the boobie threads and see how all that matters in a woman is tits and ass... lets compare apples to apples please Sigh, LisaMarie, you can stop now. Our cover's blown, and he got us. Rasta, you're right. We are more superficial. I can't walk into a Hooter's or the Men's Club without ogling all the guys there, checking their packages, grabbing a sweet ass or two. It's gotten me in trouble a time or two - seems you sensitive meat - I mean men - object to being objectified. Who'da thunk it? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 December 8, 2005 Yea it really sucks when out of the 20 skydivers at a DZ, 2 women come on the airport and completley ruin the mens ego by subjecting them to cat calls and treating them as objects, Im so disappointed in my gender... here they are, just trying to jump and have fun and all we are doing is looking at their groins....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #8 December 8, 2005 here they are, just trying to jump and have fun and all we are doing is looking at their groins.... *** Mmmmm... I wanna jump where YOU jump! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 December 8, 2005 Women are NOT more superficial than men. Women are equally superficial, but have different superificialities to them (although there is some unifying superficiality to them). First, in terms of instinct. Guys, to you ever see a woman and get immediately stricken, saying to yourself, "Day-YUM! I'll bet she has an AWESOME knowledge of actuarial statistics." No, doesn't happen that way. We'll see her butt, boobs, face, figure, posture, etc., and take that as a first impression. It's why we've got descriptors like BBW, butterface, etc Do you think ladies are any different? No. I learned to accept that being an ugly guy left me at a disadvantage, so I better get educated to make up some points. Sure, women put a bigger focus on physical appearance, clothes, etc., than guys as a whole (there really are not that many metrosexuals), and guys are more self-centered in not caring as much about what other dudes think of them. But there are plenty of similarities. Pam Anderson is in no danger of being recruited by MENSA. Yet look at her popularity? In fact, I've never heard anyone even say she's a good actress. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #10 December 8, 2005 Quote???? all that matters in a woman is tits and ass... lets compare apples to apples please YES that sounds correct apple size boobies yes yes ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #11 December 8, 2005 HOw about a certan thread started by skymamaDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #12 December 8, 2005 Robby is just jealous that George Clooney is getting all of the attention in his thread. Robby... I wouldnt kick you out of my bed.. cause you'd never get in it in the first place! Love you, mean it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #13 December 9, 2005 QuoteI can't walk into a Hooter's or the Men's Club without ogling all the guys there, checking their packages, grabbing a sweet ass or two. It's gotten me in trouble a time or two - seems you sensitive meat - I mean men - object to being objectified. Who'da thunk it? My point exactly!! So precisely which Hooters do you behave this way in? And do you only do it to employees or are other patrons potential victims as well?! And what night and time will you be there next?!! Damn! I suck! I really thought I'd get more bites on this one. O.K. so maybe my scientific methodology was a little weak. I'll give up that we are EQUALLY superficial, at least until the person we're checking out opens his or her mouth. But you have to admit, babes are much more likely to waste money on bad movie just because there's some "cake" in it than dudes are. We just go the more efficient route: Porn.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #14 December 9, 2005 Quotea cocaine-fueled lapdance from an essentially talentless, intellectually vapid, and in fact soulless stripper That's beautiful, man. Never have I seen the perfect male/female relationship described so perfectly. Brought a teer to my eye. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 December 9, 2005 Pam Anderson is in no danger of being recruited by MENSA. Yet look at her popularity? In fact, I've never heard anyone even say she's a good actress. *** She's an ACTRESS too?!?! But you're right.... Being 'superficial' is ingrained within us. Back in the caveman days, men wanted the women with wide hips & big hooters. Natural selection proved that meant more and healthier offspring. The women wanted the men with nicer caves, and a bigger club to bash more dinosaurs in the head for food. Today...men are still attracted to the Pam Anderson's because of the way they fill out a swimming suit, not a Mensa application... And women tend to see an expensive car and a lotta toys as a sign of a good provider. of course there's always the argument stated oh so eloquently in the old Elephant & Mouse joke~ If ya got a big dick....you don't NEED a Porsche! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #16 December 9, 2005 Whaddya mean, WHICH Hooters? All of 'em! And unless they started hiring hot dudes to tie knots in the back of their shorts to accentuate their endowments, it's only the customers and occasional manager or bartender who gets, um, appreciated. And I object to the last statement - I will not waste money on a bad movie just to see one hot dude in it. I require many beefcakes (at least 3), violence and explosive shoot-em-up action, hot chicks to make the beefcakes disrobe, and preferably a semblance of a plot before I waste MY money! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #17 December 9, 2005 Quote I will not waste money on a bad movie just to see one hot dude in it I saw Troy just to see Brad Pitts butt Saw a Mel Gibson movie just to see a butt (cant remember the name) Does this make me a bad person? Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #18 December 9, 2005 I require many beefcakes (at least 3), violence and explosive shoot-em-up action, hot chicks to make the beefcakes disrobe, and preferably a semblance of a plot before I waste MY money! *** Yeah...but I bet you would go see a one beefcake movie if an ugly guy paid! How SUPERFICAL is THAT?!? Oh...ahhh........ya want popcorn? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nbblood 0 #19 December 9, 2005 I can tell that women are more superficial by all the male strip clubs that are around. I mean they're only outnumbered like a thousand to one by the "Gentlemen's Clubs". Oh....wait a minute......Blues, Nathan If you wait 'til the last minute, it'll only take a minute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #20 December 9, 2005 QuoteI require many beefcakes (at least 3), violence and explosive shoot-em-up action, hot chicks to make the beefcakes disrobe, and preferably a semblance of a plot before I waste MY money! *** Yeah...but I bet you would go see a one beefcake movie if an ugly guy paid! How SUPERFICAL is THAT?!? Oh...ahhh........ya want popcorn? I don't think my bf would appreciate it none too much if I went to the movies with some ugly guy... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #21 December 9, 2005 I don't think my bf would appreciate it none too much if I went to the movies with some ugly guy... *** Doesn't seem to bother my wife too much! Then again she always says I'm cute in a way.....FAR AWAY! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #22 December 9, 2005 Quote I don't think my bf would appreciate it none too much if I went to the movies with some ugly guy... *** Doesn't seem to bother my wife too much! Then again she always says I'm cute in a way.....FAR AWAY! Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoneycase 0 #23 December 9, 2005 QuoteI can tell that women are more superficial by all the male strip clubs that are around. I mean they're only outnumbered like a thousand to one by the "Gentlemen's Clubs". Oh....wait a minute...... i can tell women are more superficial by listening to my female roomate and her friends talk about guys. lol. seriously, sit down with a group guys, let em chat about girls/SO's/sex/etc. i bet you'd be surprised how relatively "clean" it might stay or at least "devoid of the details". sit down and listen to a group of a gals, listen to the details pour out...whereas i might comment on her ass for a minute, my female roomate will spend 20 minutes describing the guy's ass, jeans, etc etc. change the topic to sex and the dicsussion among a group of a guys and a group of girls, in my experiences, is strikingly different. there are lots of strip clubs, because our society objectifies women reguarly, and there's good money in it. men, at least not yet, haven't become those objects - though in So Cal that trend is changing pretty damn quick. question for you - which magazine has more "sex/superficial" ads - Cosmo, or Maxim? /just doing my best to keep the thread going... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 December 9, 2005 QuoteQuote I will not waste money on a bad movie just to see one hot dude in it I saw Troy just to see Brad Pitts butt Saw a Mel Gibson movie just to see a butt (cant remember the name) Jim Caviezel's? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #25 December 9, 2005 no it was a older mel movie, that he was the actor in , I cant remember for the life of me what the movies name is....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
