Milking the mundane

[McDuck 0]

When you've exhausted every option you possibly can to help avoid doing what you should be doing; when unease looms on the horizon with every move you make, taking the fun out of being ADD; when bouncing between distractions just doesn't seem to hold any flavor any longer, what does one do? Is that the time to capitulate, knuckle-down, grin & bear it, etc. ad nauseum?

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[NWFlyer 2]

Postwhore. Duh.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[McDuck 0]

That actually might help spark interest in what I SHOULD be doing.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[RhondaLea 3]

Sex.

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[yamtx73 0]

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Sex.

you volunteering?

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

[McDuck 0]

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Sex.

Another distraction...a welcome one, but a distraction regardless.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[RhondaLea 3]

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Sex.

Another distraction...a welcome one, but a distraction regardless.

Then you're not doing it right, Kevin.

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[McDuck 0]

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Sex.

Another distraction...a welcome one, but a distraction regardless.

Then you're not doing it right, Kevin.

Wait, if I do it right, I have no further use for the mental enticements outside of the bedroom/couch/floor/neighbor's pool/college staircase?

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[skybytch 259]

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Sex.

Or alcohol.

Or better yet, both.

[Broke 0]

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Sex.

You shouldn't bring it up if it is not an offer.

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[thegreekone 0]

Then you're not doing it right, Kevin.

[McDuck 0]

I suppose I could start the BS posturing and attempt to redeem myself by posting inanities that cannot be proved true or false save by direct and definitive physical interaction, but since we all know that isn't going to happen, I'll stick with .

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[RhondaLea 3]

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Sex.

You shouldn't bring it up if it is not an offer.

Kevin's already bored. I don't want to make it worse.

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[McDuck 0]

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Kevin's already bored. I don't want to make it worse.

rl

Ah, misdirection and falsification of sexual prowess. Those are punishable offenses, my dear.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.