jumper03 0 #1 January 12, 2006 I walked into the first geology class and start talking. The students are looking at me like I'm crazy... They all thought I was a student...HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The looks on their faces were priceless. Next semester I'm gonna set up a camera. I think I'll shave my head....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 January 12, 2006 Oooh! You could totally punk your class!! Walk in and sit down early - 5th or 6th person there, front corner of the room. Turn around and talk to the kids sitting by you as thugh you're one of them. "So, what are you majoring in?" After the class starts filling up, wander up to the front and start fiddling with the rocks on your desk. Give it a minute - let them notice you fucking with the teacher's stuff. Flip open the book, get bolder. If anyone says anything, just shush them and say it's ok... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #3 January 12, 2006 QuoteWalk in and sit down early I've done that. Of course, I was usually the youngest one in the room, and it didn't catch too many of them by surprise.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 January 12, 2006 QuoteOooh! You could totally punk your class!! Walk in and sit down early - 5th or 6th person there, front corner of the room. Turn around and talk to the kids sitting by you as thugh you're one of them. "So, what are you majoring in?" After the class starts filling up, wander up to the front and start fiddling with the rocks on your desk. Give it a minute - let them notice you fucking with the teacher's stuff. Flip open the book, get bolder. If anyone says anything, just shush them and say it's ok... I'd probably work if you look old enough... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #5 January 12, 2006 QuoteOooh! You could totally punk your class!! Walk in and sit down early - 5th or 6th person there, front corner of the room. Turn around and talk to the kids sitting by you as thugh you're one of them. "So, what are you majoring in?" After the class starts filling up, wander up to the front and start fiddling with the rocks on your desk. Give it a minute - let them notice you fucking with the teacher's stuff. Flip open the book, get bolder. If anyone says anything, just shush them and say it's ok... I got to figure out how to set up a hidden camera.... that could be hilarious.Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #6 January 12, 2006 QuoteOooh! You could totally punk your class!! Walk in and sit down early - 5th or 6th person there, front corner of the room. Turn around and talk to the kids sitting by you as thugh you're one of them. "So, what are you majoring in?" After the class starts filling up, wander up to the front and start fiddling with the rocks on your desk. Give it a minute - let them notice you fucking with the teacher's stuff. Flip open the book, get bolder. If anyone says anything, just shush them and say it's ok... You're evil... I like it... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 January 12, 2006 QuoteQuote I got to figure out how to set up a hidden camera.... that could be hilarious. I've done it. At work. One co-worker was turning 50 and after work the day before, we decorated his cubicle with everything about getting old, over the hill, etc... and taped his phone receiver button down, his slide under keyboard tray with a strong rubber band so if you pulled it out it would slam back under, etc... Then I told them I would come in early and set up the camera. It was a tough thing to do. He's usually the first one in, at 6 AM!!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NtheSeaOrSky 0 #8 January 12, 2006 I had a public speaking teacher that did something similar. He sat there about 10 minutes after class had started and the whole class was discussing the 15 minute rule (if instuctor isnt there by that time, you are excused and not accountable for material, tests, etc) well he is sitting there jammering away, we are all on the last minute count down the fucker gets up and starts teaching He also fooled us with a fake accent the first week It was all good though, cause he was mighty easy on the eyes Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #9 January 12, 2006 Next year go in and sit in the front row. Then about the time that class should start, start asking ppl if they've heard anything about this prof. Then get up and start teaching.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #10 January 12, 2006 Quote I got to figure out how to set up a hidden camera.... that could be hilarious. Hollow out a big rock.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pincheck 0 #11 January 12, 2006 i thought this was going to be this one time at band camp type story but funny non the less Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #12 January 12, 2006 I wanna take your class. I'd love to learn anything you wanna teach me... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #13 January 13, 2006 Based on the conversations we've had about the student body there (heh), I expected a different tack in this thread. I could "audit" the class and bring my helmet and camera. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gone_Skiing 0 #14 January 14, 2006 I have a buddy that teaches astronomy who used to do this all the time. He would show up just towards class time and sit down in the front row and start talking to the other students. He would ask if anyone knew anything about the prof. Was it a tough class, etc. Then about five minutes into class he would get up and start teaching. I always thought it was a funny story but I could see how it would be a little annoying to the students...-- I used to pray to God for a bicycle. Then I realized God doesn't work that way. So I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #15 January 15, 2006 When I started teaching I would get student rates in the lunch line. New teachers always assume I am a newbie like them too, it's funny to hear them share and then walk up to the front of the room to give THEM their orientation in the beginning of the year. My Freshman always ask me if I JUST graduated on the first day of school. Welcome to the club. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #16 January 15, 2006 QuoteI would get student rates in the lunch line. *** ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #8 January 12, 2006 I had a public speaking teacher that did something similar. He sat there about 10 minutes after class had started and the whole class was discussing the 15 minute rule (if instuctor isnt there by that time, you are excused and not accountable for material, tests, etc) well he is sitting there jammering away, we are all on the last minute count down the fucker gets up and starts teaching He also fooled us with a fake accent the first week It was all good though, cause he was mighty easy on the eyes Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 January 12, 2006 Next year go in and sit in the front row. Then about the time that class should start, start asking ppl if they've heard anything about this prof. Then get up and start teaching.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 January 12, 2006 Quote I got to figure out how to set up a hidden camera.... that could be hilarious. Hollow out a big rock.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #11 January 12, 2006 i thought this was going to be this one time at band camp type story but funny non the less Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 January 12, 2006 I wanna take your class. I'd love to learn anything you wanna teach me... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #13 January 13, 2006 Based on the conversations we've had about the student body there (heh), I expected a different tack in this thread. I could "audit" the class and bring my helmet and camera. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone_Skiing 0 #14 January 14, 2006 I have a buddy that teaches astronomy who used to do this all the time. He would show up just towards class time and sit down in the front row and start talking to the other students. He would ask if anyone knew anything about the prof. Was it a tough class, etc. Then about five minutes into class he would get up and start teaching. I always thought it was a funny story but I could see how it would be a little annoying to the students...-- I used to pray to God for a bicycle. Then I realized God doesn't work that way. So I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #15 January 15, 2006 When I started teaching I would get student rates in the lunch line. New teachers always assume I am a newbie like them too, it's funny to hear them share and then walk up to the front of the room to give THEM their orientation in the beginning of the year. My Freshman always ask me if I JUST graduated on the first day of school. Welcome to the club. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 January 15, 2006 QuoteI would get student rates in the lunch line. *** ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
