Making Love to a household utensil or food product

[funks 1]

Since I have given up on men, I figured I would give these options a shot.

Even though it seemed like the most obvious, it ended up getting stuck in the vacuum so screw that idea. The wesson cooking oil worked out fairly decent, it also eased the pain from it getting stuck in the vacuum. It was very soothing. The bowl of leftover lasagna was a little bizarre, though that also felt good in a weird kind of way. That would piss a lot of people off if they found out about that since that is whats for dinner tonight.

Using the tongs was kinda cool since it felt like someone else was doing it. It was really hard to keep hold but it was well worth it. I highly recommend you give it a try.

Are there any other household products that could perhaps prove to be useful in these scenarios?

Rhonda - Just so you dont feel left out or concerned for my well being, I was thinking about you.

[wildcard451 0]

dude, you gotta try the spinning batter mixer thing....you know with the two rotating pieces?


ooooooooooooooooh yeah.

it's just like she's using teeth.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

I hear things like watermelons and cantalopes are great. As far as utensils go, there is always the strainer, im sure yours is small enough to fit through one of the holes...

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[flyinghonu 0]

It's all about the washer spin cycle I think that was actually in a movie.

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

[Vallerina 2]

In high school a friend had a spatula incident. I was never sure of the details, though.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[funks 1]

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im sure yours is small enough to fit through one of the holes

and yet big enough to get lost in yours

[MooChooser 0]

Catch a fly, pull its wings off, get in the bath, poke the end of your nob out the water and put the fly on it. The fly will run around in circles creating what ive heard are exquisite sensations.

[wildcard451 0]

....like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...


Bob, that's just a sad thing to see when the pitch comes that easy. He's got a nice sized bat there and got nothing but air on that swing....

Yeah Mike, it's times like this that it's just hard to watch....

[RhondaLea 3]

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Rhonda - Just so you dont feel left out or concerned for my well being, I was thinking about you.

I'm sure you were, dear. I'm sure you were.

You can spare me the details. Please.

But I really think we need to get you laid. I just can't quite figure out how.

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

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But I really think we need to get you laid. I just can't quite figure out how.

Tupperware party?

Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

[wildcard451 0]

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But I really think we need to get you laid. I just can't quite figure out how.

rl

He's actually quite skilled with the ladies. However, he does tend to club them over the head just a bit too hard.

Just for you rl, this coming week I will teach him to speak in complete sentences.

We'll get him laid in no time.

[RhondaLea 3]

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He's actually quite skilled with the ladies. However, he does tend to club them over the head just a bit too hard.

No surprise there.

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Just for you rl, this coming week I will teach him to speak in complete sentences.

In his case, I'm not sure that's going to be enough.

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We'll get him laid in no time.

Why do I feel as if the Virginia boys have it in for me?

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

And yet...she would still wonder if you were "in yet."


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

your a dork, funny, but still a dork.... then again Im not the one people are trying to get laid... I dont need help

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[funks 1]

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We'll get him laid in no time

So you really think Rhonda will cooperate do you?

[simplyputsi 0]

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I dont need help

Are you sure Not about getting laid, just needing help.

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[lisamariewillbe 1]

shuddup ... if I wanted your opinion, Id have given it to you.... now go make me a sandwich

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[simplyputsi 0]

you mean sanwich!!!

I'll make you one of my special sandwiches. It just might be a little smushed when you get it. This is however a thread about making love to ... or a food product.

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[lisamariewillbe 1]

I was going to let you make the sammich then I was going to mail it to Funks so he could finally get him some action

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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I was going to let you make the sammich then I was going to mail it to Funks so he could finally get him some action

You make the sammich, i'll provide the special sauce

[Broke 0]

Take a nice big jucy tomato. Cut a hole in its center. Microwave for about 5-10 seconds. Ohh yeah baby

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[lisamariewillbe 1]

The fact that you knew to microwave the tomato makes me a bit scared.

Funks, Ill make the sammich, just hold the mayo

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[simplyputsi 0]

I found that i'm just too big for any fruit that comes off a tree or vine.

wait a tomato is a fruit right? ahh who gives a crap

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[Broke 0]

Opie and Anthony was a great radio show.

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[lisamariewillbe 1]

thats not a bad thing

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this