flynlois 0 #51 January 31, 2006 Well Doctor, thanks for the diagnosis. I'm assuming his prognosis is poor at best. Me, on the other hand, I'm ready for my ^cough^ exam... I'm um, ready, doctor. <--------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #52 January 31, 2006 I drank coffee once but they told me that I needed to stop drinking coffee when I would walk around all day and talk to all the people that I saw becasuse I thought that they were all my friends and how could I possibly go through the day without seeing all my friends but it took soooooo much energy getting around to all of them in the building that I would get tired and then I would stop to have another cup of coffee and then I would be fine agin to go and say hi to the rest of the poeple that I had not gotten to yet because i don't want them to feel lonely and if they felt lonely it owuld be my fault and then I would feel sad which would mean that I needed more coffee to perk myself back up and make it through the rest of the day but at the end of the day I would be so wired that I would stay up into the night and feel bad and drink more coffee to stay up until morning and make posts like this in the process..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flynlois 0 #53 January 31, 2006 QuoteI drank coffee once but they told me that I needed to stop drinking coffee when I would walk around all day and talk to all the people that I saw becasuse I thought that they were all my friends and how could I possibly go through the day without seeing all my friends but it took soooooo much energy getting around to all of them in the building that I would get tired and then I would stop to have another cup of coffee and then I would be fine agin to go and say hi to the rest of the poeple that I had not gotten to yet because i don't want them to feel lonely and if they felt lonely it owuld be my fault and then I would feel sad which would mean that I needed more coffee to perk myself back up and make it through the rest of the day but at the end of the day I would be so wired that I would stay up into the night and feel bad and drink more coffee to stay up until morning and make posts like this in the process..... *ahem* yoo hoo, Doctor, my ass is getting cold over here! Can you come examen my tushie, please? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #54 January 31, 2006 QuoteDo you drink coffee? Lots of coffee? Tim: I don't do caffiene, never have. I don't do sugar or salt. I'm au~ natural. Anyone who knows me knows this. What i can't stand is people who take other's positions for their own agenda.-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flynlois 0 #55 January 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteDo you drink coffee? Lots of coffee? Tim: I don't do caffiene, never have. I don't do sugar or salt. I'm au~ natural. Anyone who knows me knows this. What i can't stand is people who take other's positions for their own agenda. But have you been nipping at the bottle? It sounds like you're slurring your typing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rwieder 0 #56 January 31, 2006 QuoteBut have you been nipping at the bottle? It sounds like you're slurring your typing. For the last time, i don't drink, and i don't do drugs. I have a wireless key board i'm just getting used to. It's hooked up to my HP lap top wit a 21" Viewable monitor. You'll find no misspelled words and no innapropriate grammer, so i can only be under the assumption your UTI, not me.-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flynlois 0 #57 January 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteBut have you been nipping at the bottle? It sounds like you're slurring your typing. For the last time, i don't drink, and i don't do drugs. I have a wireless key board i'm just getting used to. It's hooked up to my HP lap top wit a 21" Viewable monitor. You'll find no misspelled words and no innapropriate grammer, so i can only be under the assumption your UTI, not me. Oh Richard, don't be so sensitive, I'm just messing with you. I'm not like that hussy, RL. See, just look at my nice tushie over here. Doesn't that make you feel better? <------------------------ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 0 #58 January 31, 2006 you've got to be kidding... look back at how many times you use the word your instead of you're. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ematteo 0 #59 January 31, 2006 QuoteYou'll find no misspelled words and no innapropriate grammer, Since you're bragging, shouldn't that be "inappropriate?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dzpunk 0 #60 January 31, 2006 i hate to be the one to rain on your parade, but if you dont do drugs then mabey you should. im not suggesting illeagel ones, but mabey some mind (and mood) altering substances could help you out. this is a place for polite conversation. so drink a beer, chase it with some jack and possibly a valium and relax. ps: what did your son do in iraq? just curious because im almost done over here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rwieder 0 #61 January 31, 2006 QuoteSee, just look at my nice tushie over here. Doesn't that make you feel better? <------------------------ I must say, "Hell Yeah!" Thanks for the much needed humour!-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 0 #62 January 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou'll find no misspelled words and no innapropriate grammer, Since you're bragging, shouldn't that be "inappropriate?" Yes, inappropriate grammar.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #63 January 31, 2006 oh this is becoming more fun by the moment. I love this place. all I can say is thank god for high strung people. they make my day sometimes. *goes to look for a slightly sharper stick* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #64 January 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou'll find no misspelled words and no innapropriate grammer, Since you're bragging, shouldn't that be "inappropriate?"Where the hell did you come from? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rwieder 0 #65 January 31, 2006 Quotelook back at how many times you use the word your instead of you're Tim: O.K. you've got me on that one word. So english wasn't my major, shoot me. I really must make better use of my thesaursus.-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 0 #66 January 31, 2006 Ok. This is fun. The top quote is the grammar and spelling corrected post. The bottom one is the original. Having this come from a person who bastardizes the English languages so eloquently as myself, should make it even more humorous. QuoteFor the last time, I don't drink, and I don't do drugs. I have a wireless keyboard I’m just getting used to. It's hooked up to my HP lap top along with a 21" viewable monitor. You'll find no misspelled words, and no inappropriate grammar, so I can only be under the assumption your UTI, not me. QuoteFor the last time, i don't drink, and i don't do drugs. I have a wireless key board i'm just getting used to. It's hooked up to my HP lap top wit a 21" Viewable monitor. You'll find no misspelled words and no innapropriate grammer, so i can only be under the assumption your UTI, not me. Edit: woops, I missed a few.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 0 #67 January 31, 2006 Sorry man. Couldn't help it. You HAD to say there were no errors. If you've read many of my posts, you would know my grammar and spelling is horrible much of the time. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ematteo 0 #68 January 31, 2006 What's up, Beth! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 0 #69 January 31, 2006 QuoteWhat's up, Beth! Not much! Just chillin at home. Please don't call me Beth.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #70 January 31, 2006 QuotePlease don't call me Beth.But Beth is such a sexy name Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #71 January 31, 2006 Can I call you susan? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #72 January 31, 2006 I think he likes the name Bertha more Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 0 #73 January 31, 2006 QuoteQuotePlease don't call me Beth.But Beth is such a sexy name It suits you a tad more than it does me though.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ematteo 0 #74 January 31, 2006 Hijack! Who likes pie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #75 January 31, 2006 dude, I seriously love pie. Maybe that is why I have a fast fall rate.... who knew? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
rwieder 0 #56 January 31, 2006 QuoteBut have you been nipping at the bottle? It sounds like you're slurring your typing. For the last time, i don't drink, and i don't do drugs. I have a wireless key board i'm just getting used to. It's hooked up to my HP lap top wit a 21" Viewable monitor. You'll find no misspelled words and no innapropriate grammer, so i can only be under the assumption your UTI, not me.-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flynlois 0 #57 January 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteBut have you been nipping at the bottle? It sounds like you're slurring your typing. For the last time, i don't drink, and i don't do drugs. I have a wireless key board i'm just getting used to. It's hooked up to my HP lap top wit a 21" Viewable monitor. You'll find no misspelled words and no innapropriate grammer, so i can only be under the assumption your UTI, not me. Oh Richard, don't be so sensitive, I'm just messing with you. I'm not like that hussy, RL. See, just look at my nice tushie over here. Doesn't that make you feel better? <------------------------ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #58 January 31, 2006 you've got to be kidding... look back at how many times you use the word your instead of you're. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ematteo 0 #59 January 31, 2006 QuoteYou'll find no misspelled words and no innapropriate grammer, Since you're bragging, shouldn't that be "inappropriate?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzpunk 0 #60 January 31, 2006 i hate to be the one to rain on your parade, but if you dont do drugs then mabey you should. im not suggesting illeagel ones, but mabey some mind (and mood) altering substances could help you out. this is a place for polite conversation. so drink a beer, chase it with some jack and possibly a valium and relax. ps: what did your son do in iraq? just curious because im almost done over here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #61 January 31, 2006 QuoteSee, just look at my nice tushie over here. Doesn't that make you feel better? <------------------------ I must say, "Hell Yeah!" Thanks for the much needed humour!-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #62 January 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou'll find no misspelled words and no innapropriate grammer, Since you're bragging, shouldn't that be "inappropriate?" Yes, inappropriate grammar.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #63 January 31, 2006 oh this is becoming more fun by the moment. I love this place. all I can say is thank god for high strung people. they make my day sometimes. *goes to look for a slightly sharper stick* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #64 January 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou'll find no misspelled words and no innapropriate grammer, Since you're bragging, shouldn't that be "inappropriate?"Where the hell did you come from? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #65 January 31, 2006 Quotelook back at how many times you use the word your instead of you're Tim: O.K. you've got me on that one word. So english wasn't my major, shoot me. I really must make better use of my thesaursus.-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #66 January 31, 2006 Ok. This is fun. The top quote is the grammar and spelling corrected post. The bottom one is the original. Having this come from a person who bastardizes the English languages so eloquently as myself, should make it even more humorous. QuoteFor the last time, I don't drink, and I don't do drugs. I have a wireless keyboard I’m just getting used to. It's hooked up to my HP lap top along with a 21" viewable monitor. You'll find no misspelled words, and no inappropriate grammar, so I can only be under the assumption your UTI, not me. QuoteFor the last time, i don't drink, and i don't do drugs. I have a wireless key board i'm just getting used to. It's hooked up to my HP lap top wit a 21" Viewable monitor. You'll find no misspelled words and no innapropriate grammer, so i can only be under the assumption your UTI, not me. Edit: woops, I missed a few.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #67 January 31, 2006 Sorry man. Couldn't help it. You HAD to say there were no errors. If you've read many of my posts, you would know my grammar and spelling is horrible much of the time. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ematteo 0 #68 January 31, 2006 What's up, Beth! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #69 January 31, 2006 QuoteWhat's up, Beth! Not much! Just chillin at home. Please don't call me Beth.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #70 January 31, 2006 QuotePlease don't call me Beth.But Beth is such a sexy name Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #71 January 31, 2006 Can I call you susan? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #72 January 31, 2006 I think he likes the name Bertha more Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #73 January 31, 2006 QuoteQuotePlease don't call me Beth.But Beth is such a sexy name It suits you a tad more than it does me though.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ematteo 0 #74 January 31, 2006 Hijack! Who likes pie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #75 January 31, 2006 dude, I seriously love pie. Maybe that is why I have a fast fall rate.... who knew? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
