yamtx73 0 #1 February 5, 2006 This is for all you women 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 40's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!...This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know. A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right ! off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 February 5, 2006 This is what i've been trying to tell rl all this time when she asks why i'm so interested in her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #3 February 5, 2006 Ladies 40 and over.... Quote As in Age or Bra size?? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #4 February 5, 2006 QuoteThis is what i've been trying to tell rl all this time when she asks why i'm so interested in her. Maybe now she'll believe and understand why we're chasing after her....The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 February 5, 2006 What's this "we're" stuff ? She's mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #6 February 5, 2006 QuoteWhat's this "we're" stuff ? She's mine. The "we're" means both of us (as well as Walt and several others) are after her... but the final decision is obviously hers to make... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 February 5, 2006 You can have her. She thinks i'm after every woman here. I'm too tired to prove her wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #8 February 5, 2006 QuoteYou can have her. She thinks i'm after every woman here. I'm too tired to prove her wrong. All of them, or all of them one at a time?The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 February 5, 2006 neither. I just know quality women when i see them. Letting them know this in public causes friction with all the others. We can't win. It's part of the rules. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #10 February 5, 2006 Shhhhhh... you aren't supposed to let on we know the rules, much less know about them... otherwise the women will change the rules again.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 February 5, 2006 wups you're right. Hey someone stole my password and typed that. Geeze that was close. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #12 February 5, 2006 Nice cover... think they bought it?The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 February 5, 2006 no but, i just can't take another rule change right now. Sheesh, why do you think i freefly ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #14 February 5, 2006 Quoteno but, i just can't take another rule change right now. Sheesh, why do you think i freefly ? For the same reason I skydive... the wind is loud enough that we can't hear 'em... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 February 5, 2006 ewww i think they heard that. Did someone steal your password again ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #16 February 5, 2006 yeah... i think that's it.. someone stole my password and logged in as me.. wish i could fix that but it's too late... sorry ladies, it wasn't me, just someone who looked like me... yeah, that's it.. that's the story...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #17 February 6, 2006 Funny stuff, but snopes-ed http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp and re-posted http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=899508#899508 ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #18 February 6, 2006 QuoteFunny stuff, but snopes-ed http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp and re-posted http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=899508#899508 Funny, yes.... not Roony, no... but there's more than a grain of truth to it... I for one do appreciate the ladies over 40...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #19 February 6, 2006 ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #20 February 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteThis is what i've been trying to tell rl all this time when she asks why i'm so interested in her. Maybe now she'll believe and understand why we're chasing after her.... You guys are supposed to be drooling over 22-year old waitresses, remember? Me, I'm gonna go find myself a boy toy...or two. rl P.S. I'm so far over 40 that I'm much closer to 50. But I'm sure there's an essay floating around out there for us older women. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #21 February 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThis is what i've been trying to tell rl all this time when she asks why i'm so interested in her. Maybe now she'll believe and understand why we're chasing after her.... You guys are supposed to be drooling over 22-year old waitresses, remember? Me, I'm gonna go find myself a boy toy...or two. rl P.S. I'm so far over 40 that I'm much closer to 50. But I'm sure there's an essay floating around out there for us older women. Means you'll just be hitting your stride dear. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #22 February 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThis is what i've been trying to tell rl all this time when she asks why i'm so interested in her. Maybe now she'll believe and understand why we're chasing after her.... You guys are supposed to be drooling over 22-year old waitresses, remember? Me, I'm gonna go find myself a boy toy...or two. rl P.S. I'm so far over 40 that I'm much closer to 50. But I'm sure there's an essay floating around out there for us older women. I don't wear yellow pants nor do i drool over 22 year old waitresses... now a 40 year old waitress is a different story... You may be closer to 50 than 40 but you're still younger 'n me... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raefordite 0 #23 February 6, 2006 Quote This is for all you women 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 40's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!...This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. From one over 40 - it's a whole lot easier being over 40 than just over 21. Cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laughlinlisa 0 #24 February 6, 2006 Quote Here's an update for you.! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. So funny and so true... and you left this part out...also true... "An over 40 woman usually has had her fill f "meaningful relationships" and commitment." The last thing she wants in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ my tandem changed my life....i have never done it from behind....and i liked it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #25 February 6, 2006 QuoteMeans you'll just be hitting your stride dear. Three boy toys? If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
