I'm bored and lonely

[Girlfalldown 0]

My man's down in Southern California playing at Disneyland. I was so excited to have a couple nights to myself but now I realized that I'm FUCKING BORED AS HELL! I miss my man!

Someone love me. I need attention and entertainment. it's pathetic, really.

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[Feeblemind 1]

<<<<<<>>>>>>> for GFD, Sorry your bored and alone Shannon. If it is any consulation I am at work bored and doing paperwork.....

Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

[wildcard451 0]

*spank*

[Frenchy68 0]

I feel your pain.

Now, rot in hell, lady!

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[Girlfalldown 0]

Awe, thanks. It really is pathetic. I'm always complaining that I never have time to myself here and now that I get it I don't want it. Fucking women!

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[Girlfalldown 0]

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*spank*

Ouchie!

*slap*

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[Girlfalldown 0]

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I feel your pain.

Now, rot in hell, lady!

Nah, I did that a few lives ago. It was really boring too.

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[Girlfalldown 0]

OMG I'm replying to myself.

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OMG I'm replying to myself.

Ok. Now that is a little sad.

You should go watch some porn on Cinnesex or HB-Ho.

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[Ncrowe 0]

You could always make up random sex threads in th Bonfire?

"Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! "

[Girlfalldown 0]

Sadly, I'm not even horny today.

What's wrong with me?

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[livendive 8]

Got a nice crevice handy? You don't seem to mind being alone when one of those is available.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Girlfalldown 0]

i'm not chemically induced tonight so that won't work either.

Someone bring me some ghbhmdaba or something.

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[thegreekone 0]

Someone love me. I need attention and entertainment. it's pathetic, really.

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Sadly, I'm not even horny today.

What's wrong with me?

Hmmm, I'm going to get a screenshot of your last message and save it so I have proof.

"Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! "

[Girlfalldown 0]

Awe, Sebazz knows I love him. Glad I could make you giggle though.

And yes about the absence thing. I think it's a really good thing to have at times. It makes you understand what you really miss. Hell it's only been two nights! I'm so lame.

I should go to bed or something.

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[Ncrowe 0]

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder?

heh sorry im just as bored as you so I'm drinking ...works for me

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Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder?

heh sorry im just as bored as you so I'm drinking ...works for me

I think you mean Abstinence makes the dick grow harder but I could be wrong.

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[Broke 0]

What absynth makes the dick grow harder?

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[Girlfalldown 0]

No no no! Absynthe makes the dick go floppy silly!

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Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder?

heh sorry im just as bored as you so I'm drinking ...works for me

I think you mean Abstinence makes the dick grow harder but I could be wrong.

You have a dick???(your the lonely one I'm enjoying my peace and quiet).....actually I'm just proud of myself for spelling abstinence correctly.....:P

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[Broke 0]

Well that all depends on how much was drunk

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[Girlfalldown 0]

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Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder?

heh sorry im just as bored as you so I'm drinking ...works for me

I think you mean Abstinence makes the dick grow harder but I could be wrong.

You have a dick???(your the lonely one I'm enjoying my peace and quiet).....actually I'm just proud of myself for spelling abstinence correctly.....:P

Yes I have one but it's not home right now.

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