Foolish 'Ex' Stories

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

Okay THAT shit was f'n FUNNY!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!That's EXACTLY how it looked!!!!

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[chaoskitty 0]

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how fucking stupid is it to stand there with a black baby and claim that it is mine and not the son of the black guy she left me for!?!?!???

Did you see the movie, Me, Myself, and Irene?

Sorry.

[xenaswampjumper 0]

Unfortunately the older I get the worse the EX's get......most could be classified in some sort of psychologically abnormal category!!!!!!!!

but hey...I am probably certifiable myself!!!!!!!!

But I have a few great stories!!!!!! that should be told only over lots of beer!!!!!!!

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates....
In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground..............
PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

[JENNR8R 0]

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But I have a few great stories!!!!!! that should be told only over lots of beer!!!!!!!

Ah, come on... I'm a little disappointed that there aren't more great stories...

Just one?... Pretty please with sugar on top?...

Oh no, I've just really dated myself with that last line.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[Richards 0]

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Did you see the movie, Me, Myself, and Irene?

Sorry.

[waltappel 1]

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Did you see the movie, Me, Myself, and Irene?

Sorry.

No I didn't, which is probably why I miss the significance of the question. I presume there is some significance between that and my statement. If I rent the movie will I know what you are referring to?

Cheers,

Richards

[freefallfreak 0]

I once convinced my ex that her perm could be restored without going back to the beauty shop by shampooing with NAIR. I told her it would make it really curly...she is now my EX, tho.

TripleF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

[JENNR8R 0]

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I once convinced my ex that her perm could be restored without going back to the beauty shop by shampooing with NAIR. I told her it would make it really curly...she is now my EX, tho.

Now that's funny! How old was she?... 12?

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[freefallfreak 0]

Believe it or not, she was 24 at the time...and truly a blonde.

TripleF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

[happythoughts 0]

Once at a neighborhood party, the kids were throwing water balloons. Our dog ate one. My ex was distraught.

The vet told her to watch him for a few days. If he showed discomfort, then call back.

After a couple of days of washing down poop piles with a hose, there it was. I brought her out and showed her.

"You put that there."
"What?" (as if any reasonable person would do that)
"The balloon he ate was white, that one is tan."
"Remember where the balloon has been for 2 days?"

[freefallfreak 0]

Ain't EX's fun?

TripleF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."